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Okay I voted for no perks or whatever without reading the thread. This was because I thought it was about adding dumb ass perk trees or whatever that I've seen people mention a few times. Adding a bullet resistant vest that reduces 9mm damage is fine, as is the damage reduction in the camo clothing. It isn't even noticeable if you're using any other type of weapon. Plus, if you're going for a PVP playstyle then the logical thing to do is cap a bandit, anyway. That or use a decent primary weapon of some kind. It's a small benefit for a large amount of effort. The problem doesn't exist for you unless you go out of your way to create it. Leave heroes alone and logically they should leave you alone too.

I'd like to point out that there is a functional reason to kill zombies.

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Golf has everything to do with strangling someone to death. Have you ever played golf? Shit makes you want to strangle anything and everything. (Just my 2cents)

Y'see, an "option" for suicide is already there. It is also more realistic than "a suicide button". In reality you can kill yourself through various means without a gun/knife/pills. You can jump off high things, run at zombies (like has already been pointed out), you can run through the nearest built-up area, etc. The lighthouse in Kamenka is a known hotspot to the point that I'd call it the Beachy Head or Aokigahara of Chernarus. Edit: removed some strange formatting that happened by accident.

Beans for stoooopid.

In order to successfully avoid snipers, one must in fact become an albatross. This means you can fly overhead and pick a server in the server-verse (the plain of existence/dimension where servers exist) where there are no snipers. Alternatively, don't run around in a known sniper hotspot.

(´･ω･`) really though.

I am in a clan of 2 people. Only 2 because we're too elite to let other members join. With the montage maker we could expand and be the biggest clan ever and take over all the servers just like everyone else could do too if theyw ere good at the game. Senpai noticed me (´･ω･`) shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm having fun

Better start eatin' then bud, 'cause there's no way this can be seen as anything but the best idea ever.

What is this, Dead Frontier 2?

Slenderman needs to stop existing. It was old before it even left SA.

Whatever shitnerd I'm gunna go kill some new spawns with an AS50. I'll film it with my phone cuz ROCKET HASN'T PUT THIS IN YET, HURRY UP ALREADY JEEEEEZ.

If this isn't in 1.7.3 then I'm fucking done with this game. There, I said it. I WANT THIS GAME TO FILL UP MY HARDDRIVE WITH SHIT AND THEN FUCK ITSELF INTO OBLIVION. DELIVER THIS TO ME, ROCKET.