What? I call everyone buddy. Buddy. Pal. Bud. Champ. Slugga. Bro. Dude. Man... These are the words I use. I could refer to you as Overlord Dick Juggler in future if you like though?

Woman? Real Life? Huh? What's that?

You're playing the wrong servers then buddy. Most of the people on the server I play on are mature, decent people.

It's definitely just you. Maybe you need to spend a couple of hours in the 'Armory' with the hatchet?

This thread seems the appropriate place to inform you all that I can do a South African accent that will offend every single South African in existance Ek vra om verskoning by voorbaat, Diddums.

Seems like a cool place to ask.. so I shall. Is it advised that if you plan to build a desktop with an SSD/HDD running alongside eachother, to install the OS whilst there's only the SSD connected to the desktop, to prevent any double-installations and other problems? or is it generally quite a straight and simple process installing the OS?

Average troll... 6/10.

I love this video so much. nonononononoononononon

Are you expecting that to be epic times? Sorry, I don't know much about much, aha.

Is GTX780 > HD7970? I've just found out my Christmas bonus may be decent, so I'm debating whether to consider getting something in Crossfire?

If I was ever going to use an introduction, it would be the first minute or so from Shoot to Kill. It's awesome. Feel free to steal that idea if you wish - I've no intention of becoming a YouTube mega-star.

Congratulations! You just summarised half of the administration problems for Epoch servers.

hi statik i find if i put my screen in the bath and rinse it under warm water (NOT BOILING!!!!!!!!) then giv it a good scrub (u scrub lol!) then that will help 2 get rid of the mark failing that u can always buy a new 1 lol B) :D :ph34r: byebye mzltv :murder: :murder: :murder: :murder:

Type "Is anyone in [Town Name] friendly? I'm entering from the [direction] so please don't shoot! lol!" nb. the 'lol' may save your life.

www.pcpartpicker.com is the only thing you need.

This is the problem - coastal spawn is so easy to identify where you are. A suggestion: perhaps on first login, you are not told your location in the bottom right-hand corner as you spawn with no map, and the location is completely random (be it all over the map, or a couple of km inland..). Only once you have obtained a map on your character, can you log in and have your location anchored with the text in the bottom right-hand corner?

That's what one of my team-mates said, anyway. I had the files already before I knew it was compatible with the Musty servers.

This. DayZ Commander offers a lot of decent functions, I find. Easy pipeline updates for all the mods of DayZ mod, as well as ArmA Beta Updates, DayZ source code updates and the option to download additional mods to use alongside DayZ (such as JSRS Sound Pack [which I recommend to everyone reading this]) Maybe Six does these as well, but as previously mentioned, I can't stand it - the interface makes me want to chunder.

What's the harm of making it a possibility though? Spawn in with a great location? Sweet. That's still no gaurantee that there will be top-end loot nearby. Combining KoS' suggestion of a mechanic where you don't spawn within a certain range of a player, with perhaps another mechanic where loot in your vicinity at spawn isn't high-end, or something? There are ways of making a totally random spawn location work.

I'm 100% on the side of making spawn completely and utterly random. Spawning on the coast doesn't specifically need to be fitting to the storyline of DayZ. You could create any justification for the spawning of your character anywhere...

I hear the best place to store a chopper is on the Oil Rigs, north-east of Taviana..?

I'd suggest taking the helicopter and landing it somewhere in the south east. No-one ever suspects the south-east...

I hope you're not being serious...

@0:06 - The "77" will rule Epoch @1:24 - terrible aiming :thumbsup: :lol: