Useless thread is useless. I wonder if thinking of content to create for this forum is as painful as it is to read the attempts.

Rossums, you lied. It's morning and this thread is only at 110 pages - not 120.

Nothing tempts me less than to enter that Steam chat. It's probably got the ludacrous logic and incessant posting of these forums and Reddit combined.

I call them farts.

Looks pretty good to me. You've got a good set of base components there, so you're not bottlenecking yourself at all. Can OC that i7 if you need the extra performance also, but I'd expect it will perform just fine. Maybe look at updating your GPU as a next step! edit; just realised you're going for 16gb RAM? That's pretty excessive. 8gb@ 1600mhz should do just fine, if you wanted to allocate the saved money elsewhere!

The desktop I used BSOD'd a while ago. Then I realised that we never clean the insides out. Get a pressurized air cleaner, open her up and give her a thorough de-dusting (unintentional CS:S reference) This helped loads but we also replaced our CPU cooler to make sure. There are a couple of routes for you to discover!

Pretty good value IMO.

Mate, I don't even know the question you're asking. Let alone the answer.

Alternatively, Reddit needs to stop fabricating release dates and stop being a bunch of speculative bellends? :o Controversial.

If I tuck it between my leg, I can get away with being a lady.

It's all dependant on the amount of money I get to fund it all from my bonus. I suppose I could increase the SSD if the funds allow... My primary concern is the whole HD7970 GHz Edition vs R9 280x arguement. I hear that the 7970 GHz Edition can out-do the R9 280x in terms of potential overclocking. Failing that, in the future I could probably just Crossfire 2x HD7970's. That'd pack a punch I suppose.

People have deterred too far from Vanilla. Granted, the lack of features in Vanilla drove the creation of sub-mods like DayZ Epoch and DayZ Aftermath. However, what you need to remember is that there's probably a large number of people who went straight to Epoch and the like; never experienced DayZ as it was meant to be played. Standalone will be fucking harsh. There won't be safe-zones. There won't be generous opportunities and it will require a whole new mentality to be adopted for your character to survive. Quite honestly, it's gonna seperate the men from the boys, the women from the girls and the pre-op transvestites from the full-blown ladyboys - that level of challenge will definitely ensure this game doesn't die anytime soon.

Hi all, Below is my very first build. I've been told by a good few people now that I'm paying a lot of money for what it is - and that I can improve vastly in some areas. They however, haven't told me what is overpriced. I'd be appreciative if you could quickly peruse the below and tell me what I could change? I'm quite happy personally but I don't know much about computers and feel that I need someone to tell me: AMD FX6300 3.5GHz (6 Core) (already purchased)CoolerMaster Hyper 212 EVO CPU CoolerASRock 990FX Extreme4 ATX AM3+ (already purchased)Corsair Vengeance 8GB (2x 4gb) DDR3/1600MHzSamsung 840 Series 120GB SSDSeagate Barracuda 1TB 7200rpm HDDGigabyte Radeon HD7970 GHz Edition 3gbBitfenix Shinobi (Window) Mid-TowerCorsair CX600wLite-on DVD/CD WriterPeripherals: Asus VE278Q 27" MonitorLogitech K120 Wired KeyboardLogitech G400 Wired Optical MouseTotal cost: £1,150.82 / $1,852.82 / €1,359.63 http://uk.pcpartpicker.com/p/1PNLx

..and after rubbing Demon's balls, I can confirm Smarch is the most probable month of release.

Subtle dig?

Hahahahaha. Oh my god.

Everywhere and nowhere.

Tell me about it. Didn't know Sergey Titov was working on this project!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMIRITE GUISE!!!!!! HMU IF U AGREE.

You slipped a few keys there Ross, fixed.

We're lovers, actually. I think this needs rolling onto November's feed, when you're ready SmashT.

Please don't try relate to me.

I wonder how many people on this forum are on the same page as me.

SHUT UP FRAGGLE AND GIVE ME THE SA OR I'LL THROW THIS KITTEN FROM A MOUNTAIN. WHAT, YOU THINK I WON'T!? EDIT; on a serious note, that quote from Wayze is actually hilarious. Can we start shipping forum members to Reddit yet or is that not PC?

Also, congratulations on being the biggest tool on the forum.

Can we all just agree this thread won't devolve into the equivalent of Reddit's stalker thread? In the words of Rossums; it's really creepy.