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Signed up to make my point in the comment sections and my commenting is already disabled <_< b*tcht*ts! Therefore, I'll post why here;- DayZ is just mindblowing. They've taken a military simulator, and literally transformed it into one of the most amazing games that I've ever played. I don't even treat it as a mod - it's got extensive gameplay, and what I think is incredible, no set storyline. You make your own story. I've never played anything like this before, and it definitely deserves to win MOTY - if it doesnt, it will still need to be recognised by the mod-enthusiast communtiy as an incredible feat. I encourage everyone to do the same, jump onto Moddb and register your sheer love for this incredible rollercoaster :wub:

Hahahaha, this thread is absolutely incredible. The fact that he's posted it under the name Marcellus Wallace, with a picture of him ballgagged, just made it for me.

The only medium to obtain the Standalone, of what I've seen so far, is Steam - there wouldn't be any point releasing a pre-order feature if you can just go onto the Steam Store on the date of release...

Upminster/Romford myself buddy!

I don't trust this - I wasn't aware that any weapons or items in the Standalone had their beans spilled (in such detail, anyway) I'd like to think that you'd be able to hold more than two arrows when you pick up a quiver.

Not sure if I should start to worry about what this could possibly mean..

This is true. Infact, I suggest IP tracing the hackers, and matching it to their forum account. That way, we can implement a "negetive reputation" feature to the forums, and everyone can give them -1 rep point until he's on, like, -108... and then he'll be distraught and we'll be the true victors!

You're just an outright cock, really.. aren't you?

Really, really, really awesome - just like the trailer that was made for it! I'm looking forward to this!

Thread of the year. :beans:

Reading that hurt my head. With the upcoming mayhem of infectious diseases, I don't think introducing an additional feature like this, to cause a royal pain the *ss, will be too welcome. Had a horrible feeling you was going to insist on Boomers, too..

I'm having loads of fun on the BSM server. Literally minimal hacking and UK based! Check it out man: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/107612-british-sergeants-mess-bsm-fully-admind-more-loot-vehicles-weapons/

What? How do you say the letter H? "Huh"?

What a gentleman. Cheers man. 15! Woah, times a-changing and all that! Ha.

Really? I'm pretty hungry, if anything.. I kid. Welcome bruvski!

I am said guy! I still have your M4A3 (only picked it up to transfer it to the GAZ, before I had waves of agro'd zombies on me) - but I will return it when I'm next on. Power cuts can't be helped I'm afraid! Either that, or let me know a tent you want me to drop it in. Regardless, really enjoying my time on the BSM server. Just need to get the numbers up now!

I also hope they implement headbutts into the the unarmed fighting design; that way (once they are implemented into the standalone) I can achieve my life-long dream of headbutting a horse.

I think some people put it down to the Post-Processing being on, on the graphic settings. Either that, or I'm a disgusting liar and I deserve to be put down.

I hope not! I'm busy that day :(

Great to hear an update! I'm so stoked on this release. The update itself was kinda bittersweet for me, because Dean actually says there's a chance we may not see it before the year end, which definitely makes me sad panda :( However, the fact that they're willing to put so much work into it still stokes me out. tldr; stoked.

Rocket has made it clear over and over in the various interview's he has been in that DayZ isn't about producing another game to profit on. There's a reason they've said they'll charge around the 15 euro rate for the standalone;

Assuming I've not missed any new threads or updates, then you shouldn't really be playing with 1.7.4.4 as a lot of servers and players are finding it to be quite buggy for now..

Now, I don't know a lot about scripting, or about making these wonderful things that happen in DayZ happen; but I can't help but feel a very simple touch has been missed on. Personally, if I was in a Zombpocalypse, then everytime I'd get out the car I've liberated, I'd lock it. I'm not risking some d-bag coming out of nowhere, with his shirt and face, and nicking my car - let alone a zombie slithering it's way into the backseat. All I'm suggesting is a quick script to be implemented that allows the last person who was in the driver's seat to execute a quick animation; whereby the car is locked to all other players who may look on it as a five-finger discount. Maybe even implementation of car keys or whatever? I dunno. SUGGESTIONS? THOUGHTS?

Can't say he doesn't have a point.

F*ck all the tiptoeing. This isn't about chauvanistic pigs ruling the roost, you tool; it's about the fact that DayZ Mod doesn't have female models which are compatible with the variation in uniforms. If you're that annoyed, contact a member of the Community Dev Team and ask them to prioritise.