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mzltv

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  1. mzltv

    DayZ - Scaring People 4

    Hahah, absolutely quality. I've never seen anyone so freaked out they throw grenades at things they can't see. I'm definitely gonna give this a go one day.
  2. Fuck this; just have Slenderman roaming forests at night. That'd be a shit tonne more terrifying.
  3. Bear in mind that NWAF is a hot killzone. A lot of people camp on any elevated ground surrounding it and just constantly scout, and then snipe. You could be dealing with hackers though; it's always possible. Join whitelisted servers to reduce the chances of playing alongside haxx0rz.
  4. mzltv

    Some people just shouldn't be bandits...

    I saw this video a month or so ago. This isn't your video.
  5. mzltv

    Some Newbie Questions (Sorry!!)

    I only clicked into this thread because I thought I read something about Gary Newman in the topic. I love Gary Newman. Anyway.. 1. There is no registration process to play ArmAII. You may find that to be whitelisted on various servers, you will have to provide your GUID but this is not your CD Key. Keep that confidential, no-one should ever be told that infomation. 2. There's a whole variety of servers you can choose from - some have custom starter kits, custom features and the like. Find one that is marked as a Whitelisted server, and follow the appropriate registration process. These servers require your GUID to let you play on them, but it's a good way to get involved in a friendly community, and play without interference from hackers. Anything else, just ask!
  6. mzltv

    Im Tired-Less Running Please

    Yeah, you're right. It does take too long to run. We should run at realistic speeds, that allow us to cover a kilometre in a minute. If you're speeding your way to towns and bored inbetween, I'd have imagined this game definitely isn't for you. It's what happens on those slow journeys between destinations that make me all fuzzy inside :wub:
  7. mzltv

    I'm lost.

    No, I kid. Maybe just run around and see where you end up? It's kinda part of playing a zombie-apocalypse simulator.
  8. mzltv

    I'm lost.

    Gutted!
  9. mzltv

    to all fu..ing cheaters!

    Stop giving them attention. You're doing exactly what they want you to do; rage, make a post and genuinely turn into a little bitch over the whole ordeal. Join whitelisted servers and you will very, very rarely ever hear of hackers in DayZ. I've not been on a server that has been hacked in about 7, 8 months now.
  10. I think you two need to swap usernames.
  11. I really enjoy TeamAvolition's videos.
  12. mzltv

    Survey results are in!

    Wow. Considering how you just spoke to me like an absolute prick for no real reason, I think bothering to read your actual posts is now going to be more effort than I care for.
  13. mzltv

    Survey results are in!

    Well surely that makes the whole thing null and void, seeing as they were very objective answers? IE. If I hated DayZ enough and wanted to cause more shit, I'd answer the questions with every possible negetive answer. :emptycan:
  14. What I still don't understand is why the "community" wouldn't enjoy something that is literally just a bit of tongue and cheek, and create an absolutely massive shitstorm over something that is purely aesthetic, and effects gameplay in zero respects. The fact that the latest patch release has completely turnt around and outrightly removed them is a joke in my eyes. Anyone who got so annoyed about the release of the new consumable items, to the point where it'd effect their choice to continue playing DayZ? God damn... there aren't words. Something else that made me smile - it seems a lot of people who were anti-Joey's-designs in the various threads around this seemed very new to the forums. Reddit'ers coming on the spread a shitstorm?
  15. mzltv

    The Notorious Can Incident

    I've not looked too deeply into this controversy, because of what I've read, it's downright silly. Is anyone else a bit of confused why shit seems to have hit the fan here?
  16. mzltv

    DayZ Roadkill - Video

    Learn to Vodnik. You can't shoot it through the windscreen, and they can colide with anything and destroy it, whilst leaving their vehicle undamaged. Your resistance, I'm afraid, was in vein.
  17. mzltv

    DayZ - The Story of the Noob [Video]

    That'll teach you to pick up a Lee Enfield, you clown! Good video man.
  18. What I love about it, is that if anyone out-the-loop walked in, they genuinely would think Dean was trying to bum a cushion.
  19. Not essential, but you know it'll make all the difference.
  20. Hahaha. Seriously outrageous. Props, man.
  21. You've contradicted yourself? You can't have an opinion on the processes and ordering of game development if you're not a games developer? Anything said after admitting that is sheer speculation. I did not follow the development of Diablo III. What I have been following keenly is the development of the DayZ mod, and now the Standalone. The PR has been fantastic and development has been openly discussed with all the players. I think you should probably put a bit more faith into the people who have delivered a fantastic mod thus far.
  22. I've not watched the video yet, but I'm going to go ahead and assume that you've literally nil to base that on.
  23. mzltv

    Are you ready for the standalone?

    That'd be seriously sweet. Did you consider getting TrackIR instead? Cheaper alternative to having tri-displays, but I suppose just having a wall of monitors has many uses..
  24. Congratulations to all involved on another award. Gonna have to start giving other games a chance, soon! So glad. It's such a cursed word now.
  25. mzltv

    Utes on chernarus standalone

    If there is a bridge connecting Utes to Chernarus, I hope that it's been modelled as a bridge that's been intentionally blown up to isolate the island from the mainland. Therefore, completely unusable.
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