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Uncle Bourbon

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  1. Uncle Bourbon

    @ fuckingfluffy

    We have your name now, it's on our logs. I hope you enjoy whatever is coming for you. : )
  2. Uncle Bourbon

    How to: Thunder Dome!

    In this video, a player gets teleported to the "Thunder Dome". HERE'S HOW TO WIN! Quickly, run to the ammo boxes behind the tents! Fast! Grab a gun! THEN! Shoot the hacker. S/he will more than likely be flying a helicopter around above, or positioned somewhere nearby where s/he will observe from. Don't kill eachother, that will get you nowhere. Yes, a helicopter will spawn after 5 minutes, but . . what good will that do you when you get teleported again later on? Open up the player list and take a screenshot. Activate fraps/whatever recording device you may have to see if you can catch the hacker. Inform the server's admin, most server's have a website where this is possible. Then, open a ticket and report the event. If the hackers find out that the community fights strongly against them, they'll get tired of torrenting/buying Arma and DayZ for new CD keys.
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    Tyrone Jones' Eulogy

    After having just respawned, I made my way from Cherno into the balota airfield to find a weapon. I went to the medical tents to the south of the airfield afterwards to check the deer stands for rifles. While checking the last one, someone approached from the shadows with a hatchet, and called me bad names. His name was Tyrone Jones. I told him of the weapons around the towers, and we made our way to Berezino, because no one goes to Berezino. Travelling along the coast, we stopped at a few places for some food and met minor zed resistance. However, once we hit solnitchny, everything changed. Having alerted only a handful of zombies, we ran into a nearby house, where it got out of hand. The zombies swarmed the door ways and filled the hallways untill we had been cornered into the side rooms. (Coarse panicked language warning here) It was a good fight Tyrone. One of us lived to tell the tale. R.I.P.
  4. Uncle Bourbon

    Tyrone Jones' Eulogy

    Fixed.
  5. Uncle Bourbon

    How to: Thunder Dome!

    Bump!
  6. Uncle Bourbon

    Help report a twitch tv hacker

    Let this be a message to anyone who thinks that hacking or using illegal scripts is "ok". Just because DayZ is a mod, Just because you can use certain scripts, Just because you don't take the game anymore seriously than you would a child's game, doesn't mean that others are going to let it happen.
  7. Uncle Bourbon

    Help report a twitch tv hacker

    He is currently on server: His in-game name is: Limpy Gimpy I will be posting a youtube video of all the hacks/cheats he has used when it is finished uploading. I'll still be following him for the rest of the night, because I have nothing better to do while I cut trees in runescape.
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    Help report a twitch tv hacker

    His name in game at the moment is Limpy Gimpy. If we can find the server he's on, we can get him gone. : |
  9. Uncle Bourbon

    DayZ - Epic Car Gunfight *Watch*

    You will more than often disable the vehicle. Unless you are careful and shoot only the players, which the average player isn't capable of doing.
  10. Uncle Bourbon

    DayZ - Epic Car Gunfight *Watch*

    You know, I don't understand the mentality behind shooting every vehicle you see. Is it a, "I can't have it so no one can" kind of thing?
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    How to: Thunder Dome!

    If they are invulnerable, then blow up a wall with satchel charges and go on your seperate ways. Then who looks like a dumbass. The scripter who is going to get caught during a log check, that's who.
  12. Uncle Bourbon

    Huey+almost all vehicles

    Dear god, trying to read and make sense of this guy's posts is hurting my MIND. I'm trying my best not to take any of it seriously. He types as if he doesn't stop talking IRL, that one guy who doesn't know when to stop responding to someone. Like, telling a small child to be quiet, and they immaturely make a sound afterwards anyway.
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    Tents - Do's and don'ts?

    I did some work with him. In game name is still Uncle Bourbon though, I travel with Artyom.
  14. Uncle Bourbon

    Torches

    I'm done discussing this. Have a good one.
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    Declaring Yourself a Bandit

    I understand where you are coming from. I dealt with this a lot of the time myself, untill I started playing with a group. Fortunatly getting killed soon after a respawn doesn't have a lot of impact.
  16. You CAN use them. But god help you if someone who cares enough to do something about it sees you with them in the logs. You'd have been alot better off taking a screenshot of the player who had it while they were using it, and then reporting them.
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    Torches

    You must have missed the balance part. It's. Too. Much. In. One. Package. With that, you'd no longer need ANY other light source. You would no longer need campfires for anything outside of cooking. Matches have always been infinite. And why would anyone use a crowbar or a hatchet as a weapon, if they basicly spawn with a flaming torch? Stop and think here for a minute. With torches you'd be removing the purpose of multiple items that are already in the game.
  18. Uncle Bourbon

    Torches

    Is realism and atmosphere your only argument and reason for wanting torches. Be honest.
  19. Uncle Bourbon

    Declaring Yourself a Bandit

    Either way you are stuck up shit creek without a paddle.
  20. Uncle Bourbon

    Torches

    This is a brilliant idea.
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    Torches

    Than why have the chemlights and road flares in the first place. If you had to choose between those three, which would you choose. the really bright road flares that take up a slot, the dim lit but multicolored chemlights that take up a slot, or the unlimited quantity, well lighting, inventory space-less melee attacking torch. It's nice to see things from a totally awesome zombie survivor game perspective, WHICH IS REALLY COOL. I would love to see torches too. O_O BUT. from a balance and game design point of view, it's all very esque.
  22. Uncle Bourbon

    Torches

    You'd be reskinning something that's already made. Like adding another weapon with the same stats as the makorov, and calling it a kamarov.
  23. Uncle Bourbon

    Declaring Yourself a Bandit

    You see, by keeping yourself as a survivor, you'd eliminate any other survivor threats untill they turn bandit to stop you. Same reason people with NVGs play night servers. The only threats are other people with NVGs. or IR. anyone else running around blind is incapable of fighting you untill they do something about it, IE Throw a flare at you.
  24. Uncle Bourbon

    Torches

    You must have a thing for warm sticks. Flares and chemlights should be more than enough. If you'd like to argue realism, lets consider what we are playing in the first place.
  25. Uncle Bourbon

    Torches

    By your same logic, I suppose it'd make sense to put swords in the game as well! Or maybe, oh wait, paintball guns! Those are good ideas too, right?
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