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Tizoc

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  1. Tizoc
    I'd give you all the beans if I could for not being a douchenozzle.
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    Gay Hacker strikes again FML

    Tizoc replied to beaver123743's topic in New Player Discussion

    Darn those gay hackers killing me with their penises and toy poodles and superior fashion sense.
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    You can have MAH BEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA NNNNNNNNNNSSSSS!!!
  4. Tizoc
    Religion is just Ideology that says we're right because Space Santa/The Universe says so. Just like any other ideology, any other tool, it can be used for good and bad.
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    I read up to there. Looked to see pother posters reaction to the OP, and could conclude that his trolling was successful.
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    10/10 would read again That's some top tier trolling there man. Good job.
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    Friends are those I've played with for awhile, that not given me reason to distrust them. Foe is everyone else. Just because someone isn't a friend doesn't mean I will automatically shoot them, but it's a risk if I let down my guard because they could kill me.
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    That might explain why I didn't die the other day, thought maybe the guy was firing warning shots, didn't see were he was, so i booked it.
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    Most Disappointing Moment of DayZ

    Tizoc replied to Ghost Garret's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    headshot zombie from long range with my last crossbow bolt, it aggros like 5 zombies near him. I have 7 mak mags but havent found one yet. :(
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    Standalone by September? No chance

    Tizoc replied to TheMachine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Don't give any semblance of an argument, just attack the game. that'll prove your point. Just saying. :P
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    effffffff!

    Tizoc replied to daspope's topic in New Player Discussion

    I've yet to find a water bottle anywhere. I think supermarkets are almost required for those.
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    Roflmao Angry Players

    Tizoc replied to BlaBlaSoldier's topic in New Player Discussion

    Maybe he thought you were a tree since you wore that ghillie suit?
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    Why cant you give yourself a ...

    Tizoc replied to OddGamer's topic in New Player Discussion

    Not smart enough. Need to scavenge a Phlebotomist Degree, they spawn very rarely in Hospitals.
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    So close...

    Tizoc replied to Led Monk's topic in New Player Discussion

    Go prone, spin circles in hallways. Be a man.
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    North by Northwest
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    You Gotta Go Fast!
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    I am a noob. Hi.

    Tizoc replied to HuckleNDenali's topic in New Player Discussion

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    I am a noob. Hi.

    Tizoc replied to HuckleNDenali's topic in New Player Discussion

    Die. Die until you stop feeling feelings. Only then can you truly master Day Z.
  20. Tizoc
    No, he is a God and you are a lowly ant. Be thankful you were blessed to be in his presence in the first place.
  21. Tizoc
    Today's been a little frustrating mostly due to me having problems actually getting in-game, and then the few times I've been able to in a reasonable time, I've either bugged or been hacked. I think it's a sign to take a break and get some RL stuff done in the meantime. I'm sure tomorrow will be better.
  22. Tizoc
    Trying to zerg Chern/Elek through artifacts and max gamma because it's taken me 30+ min to finally find a server that I can log on to, when SUDDENLY HACKS. Apparently me, whoever initiated it, and another player have Red Beret/Pimp Mode Activated and are surrounded by cows, goats. Get bored decide to shoot some goats only to realize they're fellow survivors. I was shocked and disturbed.
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    The goats are people!

    Tizoc replied to Tizoc's topic in New Player Discussion

    Goats vs Cows? Welcome to the Milking Dome!
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    Can't beat them, join them

    Tizoc replied to Sol (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Interesting strategy OP. I will be in the hills chasing goats with my crossbow and peeing in my canteen because only savages drink directly from a water source. You animals.
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    The goats are people!

    Tizoc replied to Tizoc's topic in New Player Discussion

    Someone needs to Modception/Xibit where we play as goats trying to roam/survive in a world of zombies and hungry survivors. Our food is tin cans, and Chern is our feeding grounds. Day G(oat)?
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