Tizoc

I'd give you all the beans if I could for not being a douchenozzle.

Darn those gay hackers killing me with their penises and toy poodles and superior fashion sense.

You can have MAH BEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA NNNNNNNNNNSSSSS!!!

Religion is just Ideology that says we're right because Space Santa/The Universe says so. Just like any other ideology, any other tool, it can be used for good and bad.

I read up to there. Looked to see pother posters reaction to the OP, and could conclude that his trolling was successful.

10/10 would read again That's some top tier trolling there man. Good job.

Friends are those I've played with for awhile, that not given me reason to distrust them. Foe is everyone else. Just because someone isn't a friend doesn't mean I will automatically shoot them, but it's a risk if I let down my guard because they could kill me.

That might explain why I didn't die the other day, thought maybe the guy was firing warning shots, didn't see were he was, so i booked it.

headshot zombie from long range with my last crossbow bolt, it aggros like 5 zombies near him. I have 7 mak mags but havent found one yet. :(

Don't give any semblance of an argument, just attack the game. that'll prove your point. Just saying. :P

I've yet to find a water bottle anywhere. I think supermarkets are almost required for those.

Maybe he thought you were a tree since you wore that ghillie suit?

Not smart enough. Need to scavenge a Phlebotomist Degree, they spawn very rarely in Hospitals.

Go prone, spin circles in hallways. Be a man.

North by Northwest