AGlumSon

Infest the community? You are hopefully not suggesting something like releasing a virus that will cause a zombie apocalypse! Four weeks of playing, no hacker encounter thus far...

Man! That is not only the solution to shitty games, but the solution to everything shitty in life: it is not broken "it is in Alpha"! Seriously though, I'd rather play a finished game, but it is understandable they are releasing it in Alpha stage. It has been succesful as an Alpha mod so a good deal of hardcore players won't mind the alpha build, plus DayZ is popular now. If they wait a year (or more) to bring a finished product a good deal of those who consider themselves hardcore players now will have moved on (not to WarZ hopefully).

Cliché threads, deserve cliché responses, man...

Staged... same guy as in http://dayzmod.com/f...313#entry620313 Wouldn't surprise me if truck was also hacked in! Tsk... No beans for you!

Well... it might have been a bit more impressive if it wasn't staged... or are you just hunting poor The End "noob" all around the map to make him die in silly ways? http://dayzmod.com/f...a-noob-in-dayz/ No beans for you, you trickster!

I guess you mean zed kills, unless you are some sort of Chuck Norris. The first DayZ survival guide I read told me to "not shoot any zeds unless one absofuckinglutely has to" I still try to live by this rule (and improve my gear, so not only hanging in the woods like a hermit), so I take pride in killing as few zeds as possible since there is no added value, unless I have aggroed them or want to help out some other survivors. Have been living for some 15plus days at the moment with a zed kill count of 70-something.

All right, whatever you do, don't go just rummaging around in Cherno because some evil bandit (beans to you, sir) tells you to... There are better ways to throw your life away. Can't get online now (I might PM you later), but here's my advice. I guess you already know of the loot map, if not google "map Dayz" and you'll find it. DayZ has kind of a steep learning curve so I think the majority of the people feel there is no shame in using it as a newbie. Best place to get a starting gear is travelling between barns and deer stands. If you are on a low population server you might even try the more dangerous spots such as the castles or supermarkets (travel close but not through open fields, always checking for chopper crashes that have lots of zombies but the best gear in game).Until you're less green don't go to the dangerous places like the airfields and the cities unless you care more about high-end gear than your life.

Standalone! Yeah! You'll get my beans now and my money later!

Fully agree. Except where you quote Indiana Jones, it is: "you chose poorly" :P

Dude! No! That's the Youtube Zombie fairy!

Just shouting "friendly, friendly, friendly" is definitely no insurance that you won't get shot. Even those who don't SoS (shoot on sight) will probably shoot you later. If it was a normal gunfight (so not a hacker), next time try to sneak away (or join in if you like and shoot some bandits) instead of quitting. It will really spoil your and everybody else's fun if you take the coward's way out all the time (believe me dying isn't that bad, it is kind of a good thing, actually: stops you from getting bored). Good luck!

All right, I just signed up! Hope to do some good out there in the ex-soviet wastes!

But... but... if people stop QQing where am I supposed to get my salt from?

Ow, man, OP! Are you pinned to the wall right now! Public shaming, the oldest type of justice!

With all the bandits around, I wonder: what is the average humanity? I know that humanity was dropped, but Rocket said it was still there in the background, so it should be possible right?