Angel Knight

Please follow directions.

There aren't really any requirements other than knowing how to play. We're all on the west coast US, although region doesn't matter to me as long as you don't get ping kicked off the server. I don't know the ages of the other two, I generally don't ask people that. As long you act like an adult, it's fine by me. Most of the members of the group other than myself are very new to the game; I'm hoping to get at least one other experienced players to help me out with leading them.

I posted something like this, albeit written in the form of a personals ad from craigslist or the like. I think everyone thought I was serious.

Dr Wasteland, the TMW, all whitelisted medics, and those aspiring to join their noble ranks: I am taking this moment to congratulate you all on running a very smooth, very professional search and rescue team. The number of lives you have impacted is countless, and the grim fate of many survivors has been delayed time and again by your heroic and selfless actions. This barren wasteland would be a much darker place without the beacon of hope that you provide to the injured, and the salvation you grant to the injured. I must, however, make a request of you. I know very little of the organizational structure of the TMW, and thus I am not sure to whom this letter should be addressed. Whether Dr Wasteland does all of the organization and training of new field medics on his own, or whether he has an entire team of trained professionals guiding these young medics into their new career, or perhaps even whether the grizzled veteran combat medics are paired up with the newer recruits, I have not the foggiest. Having no idea to whom this plea should be directed, I shall simply state that this request is, To Whom It May Concern. Please be more thoughtful in the selection of equipment for your medics. I realize that they are equipped with the finest medical supplies available in Chernarus, and that you are doing everything in your power to ensure that each and every doctor is capable of both medical attention and self defense. However, I believe the balance may be slightly off. You see, if I were a doctor, I would be certain to carry multiple blood bags, several morphines, loads of painkillers and perhaps even a box of antibiotics. These are paramount to such duties. After securing such items, I would certainly bring along a handy sidearm or even a trusty Winchester. I would certainly name it Betsy and speak with a southern drawl upon acquiring said weapon. The medic who attended to me this past evening, however, was not carrying such items. I know that you are concerned for the safety of your medics, but I think that equipping them with M107 sniper rifles and M4A3 CCO assault rifles may be slightly overboard on the self defense issue. I'm also appalled to learn that he had not a single blood bag with him, and was carrying only a single dosage of morphine. I'm sure your medics must constantly be on guard, and that they are accustomed to defending themselves from bandits. If you insist on arming them so well that they cannot make room for medical supplies, perhaps a reevaluation is in order. At the very least, some additional training on the use of said firearms. The medic whom I had the displeasure of meeting must certainly have been nervous, handling such a large rifle. I am also certain that it was his nervousness that led him him to empty two entire magazines of the M107 into the side of my vehicle. I'm sure it was also his nervousness that led him to continue firing at me with the M4A3 CCO after I ejected from the car and took cover under a bush. While I can respect his nervousness at handling such a large weapon, such behaviour is simply not acceptable in such a professional organization. The two weapons are now in my possession, where they will remain until the medics are taught to use them properly - meaning that aggressively attempting to murder harmless passersby is ever-so-slightly outside of the medic protocol. Also, it would behoove you to inform them that discharging their weapons in the dead of night will create a muzzle flash, which could perhaps be used to return fire with an AKM and render them serious injury. On a perhaps less important note, while investigating the body of Mr "Medic", I was also discouraged to find that he was not even carrying his TMW identification card. This is a most grievous oversight, as there was absolutely nothing on him to indicate he was connected to the TMW. Nonetheless, his name was Medic, so I'm sure he must have been one of your anxious recruits. Do pass on my condolences to his family and coworkers, I'm sure he meant well. I'll see you out on the wasteland. For a brighter Chernarus - Angel Knight P.S. I do expect compensation for the grievous damage to my vehicle and the 5 rounds I expended while 'sedating' him.

Find some camo clothing or a ghillie suit. Problem solved. EDIT - Actually, ghillie suit is a bad idea. People will shoot at you even more than with a bandit skin. Camo is nice and neutral though.

As long as they placed in the appropriate spots, they won't break up the action too much. It is better than the alternative - one massive wall of text that no one will read. Yours looks fine now.

Yes, he could have just found the camo suit and put it on, which ate the backpack.

Find and repair two vehicles, then begin the demolition derby.

It is fairly durable against standard collisions, but it also has a nasty tendency to flip over for no reason or get blasted into the air unexpectedly and then land on top of your head. Try to find a dirt bike instead.

You now have 6 of them? Started with the handgun, found a crossbow, then a Lee Enfield. My first higher grade gun was an AKM.

Dr Wasteland, After discussing the situation with my staff, we have agreed to your proposal. However, we will hold off on the procedure until ragdoll physics have been introduced. Mrs. Wasteland will appreciate your thoughtfulness, as she will be heartbroken. For a combustable Chernarus, - Angel Knight -------------------------------------------------------- As Doc already pointed out, this thread was made in jest. Not sure why so many people are taking it seriously, but w/e.

Now why in heaven's name would you say such a dreadful thing? I see no threats in here; just free medical attention for all.

My point is that your video description is pointless.

Dear Dr Wasteland, While the accusations you level against me are most severe, I cannot deny them. I do present, however, the following facts in my defense: 1. Your medic "Medic" appeared to be in dire need of the medical attention you have described, and I hurriedly administered it to him prior to anything else. I realize that the TMW's definiton of medical attention and murder are incredibly similar, but this was assuredly medical attention. Although not part of your organization, I do have extensive knowledge in this field and he was clearly in need of an immediate dosage. I administered 145g of lead as accurately as possible, spread out evenly among five capsules, and just in the nick of time. 2. The belongings which I have reportedly stolen from your medic "Medic" are in fact my own, as evidenced by the monogrammed "Angel Knight" on the side of both pieces of equipment - clearly engraved on the sides by a hunting knife. I can assure you that these markings were already on the equipment when I picked them up. 3. While it is true that he healed my vehicle, I in turn also healed him. Given that a human life is far more valuable than any vehicle*, it is only fair to say that this exchange was not even. By my count, it is you who owes me for services rendered. Despite my own personal feelings on the matter, I do recognize the importance of the continued functionality of the TMW and their mission to spread bullets, free of charge, to all survivors in need. In recognition of such, I volunteer to return the medical equipment that I took from him. Please send your representative to claim the equipment, as I do not have the luxury of travel time. In order to ensure that the equipment is not tampered with, I have hidden it in an inconspicuous location. He will find it on top of the roof of the northern Elektro Fire Station, although he will need to arrive during broad daylight so that he can see it clearly. It will be in the small satchel. I do hope this will clear up the miscommunication. As for your offer to 'heal my ass', I don't believe it will be necessary at this time. If you insist, of course, feel free to drop by any time. My experienced team of orderlies and nurses will be standing by to tend to as many patients as you care to bring. For a brighter Chernarus - Angel Knight *BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

The description of your video reads:

It probably WAS a 7th grader throwing it together, and you are crapping on his dreams. Cut him some slack.

Silly east coast people.

I didn't contact him. I was just driving down the road and he opened up on me with an M107 from a hill nearby, so I got out and threw a flare at him. It ruined his night vision, and I ran up and shot him with an AKM. His name was medic, so I couldn't pass up the opportunity to write something silly. The TMW was not involved in this incident; the letter I wrote above was simply an impromptu roleplay-style letter I felt like writing as though my character mistook this guy for a TMW member. In any case, I didn't want to just come out and outright say that the guy wasn't TMW, but it is pretty heavily implied in the final paragraph. My apologies for the confusion; I wrote it in such a way that it must be read carefully to pick up on its satirical nature and thus infer that the medic in the story was not from the TMW.

This shootout occurred on The Asylum. It's a private hive that is supposed to permit building construction, although I have yet to figure out how to do that. EDIT - The regular server, not the hunger games one.

As I stated in my OP and in my reply to Saucy, the guy named Medic was not a member of the TMW. Granted, my OP was excessively wordy for entertainment's sake, so I don't hold it against you if you missed that detail. The post was written in such a way that it would cast blame on the TMW, but the final paragraph would would make it pretty obvious that it was a random bandit named Medic. I could have been more specific I suppose, but it would have disrupted the flow of my writing.

Appreciate the offer, but this encounter occurred on a private hive. You would have to get yourself geared and visit a hospital before you could help; furthermore, I have my merry men to call on for assistance :D

If you can't smell the amount of sarcasm dripping off that first paragraph, or maybe just read the part where I specifically stated that he was not connected to the TMW, then I really can't help you. EDIT - The proper response would be a letter from the TMW denying their involvement, just saying.

Not my tents!!!1!!1

I'm inclined to agree with you, although I believe the number of snipers will decrease once hacking and duping are removed. Finding a sniper rifle will be hard enough that fewer players will be willing to risk losing it on a hill over Elektro.

I can't rage about it; got a free coyote backpack, M107, and M4A3 CCO out of the deal. Car is screwed though, and I'm down to 3k blood. :D Just for clarification, this was some player named Medic who started shooting at me randomly while I was driving. After I killed him and learned his name, I thought it was ironic and was inspired to write this.