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Everything posted by Lennsik
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Where are the tents? and why the fuck are some people so stupid
Lennsik replied to OddGamer's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It's more of a pocket universe, if anything. -
I'd take a Painball Gun and shoot the nearest person just for the hilarity of it. Nothing brings confusion and fear than missing their head and seeing them notice a paint splat on the wall beside them.
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Where are the tents? and why the fuck are some people so stupid
Lennsik replied to OddGamer's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Oooooh, man, how'd you know? With his wit, cunning, and grammar, OddGamer is obviously a catch! -
That there is what we call natural selection. But seriously, OP, Beans if this proves true. Because if so, I just gotta say, damn. Just damn.
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Where are the tents? and why the fuck are some people so stupid
Lennsik replied to OddGamer's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This I'll defend, I've been two years happily with the same-sex. :) Apologies. -
Where are the tents? and why the fuck are some people so stupid
Lennsik replied to OddGamer's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
No worries :) -
Oh, it exists. There are videos and screenshots of people with them, and the DayZ Wiki has it in their database. It's just a bugger to find.
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Where are the tents? and why the fuck are some people so stupid
Lennsik replied to OddGamer's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Well, you see, I had to first put the camera inside. Then I used my naturally amazing acrobatic abilities (I've won medals, y'know) to get up there. As you can see from the backround, the inside of my anus is full of beautiful blue sky and smells of daisies and roses. If you took a walk in there, you'd actually here Lesly Gore's "Sunshine, Rainbows, and Lolipops" inside. -
This has been confusing me for awhile now..
Lennsik replied to MarkTheBandit's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Bugger, yes, haha. I was just watching War Inc. gameplay to see the engine just now :P Thanks for catching that. -
I think we're just unlucky. Military vehicles, as I've heard, are ungodly rare to find. I myself have only ever seen a bus and a car. Ever.
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This has been confusing me for awhile now..
Lennsik replied to MarkTheBandit's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
The reason why WarZ hasn't released any footage is because it was just announced. Let's not forget a not too long ago released game called Skyrim had no footage for a while after it was announced. (Did have hell of a teaser though...) -
Where are the tents? and why the fuck are some people so stupid
Lennsik replied to OddGamer's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Note: The "other" guy is enjoying this very much. I apparently have a women's vagina resting on my face while it's surrounded by British Pubs, as OP has told. -
Sadly, I do not have one. But if you hit the Supermarket up north, you'll have a good chance of finding one. I'd also suggest heading to the apartment complexes in Cherno and Bere, as they sometimes spawn Tents as well as moderately good loot.
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Where are the tents? and why the fuck are some people so stupid
Lennsik replied to OddGamer's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Prescription appears to cause minimal effect. Will suggest to pharmacy to apply cyanide in next refill. -
Possibly a hacker script if I remember correctly. Happens from time to time. Sorry to say :/
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Where are the tents? and why the fuck are some people so stupid
Lennsik replied to OddGamer's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
OP also appears to confuse everyday terms as "lingo". Perhaps a sign of mental degradation due to repeated head desking? Will prescribe logic, courtesy, and proper grammar. -
Where are the tents? and why the fuck are some people so stupid
Lennsik replied to OddGamer's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Aren't we a sharp one today, StOrD. -
This has been confusing me for awhile now..
Lennsik replied to MarkTheBandit's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It's a different, separate stand alone game that apparently has been in the works for years. We honestly know nothing of it as we've yet to see any footage of gameplay. As for originality, it was just chance that these two came in the news recently, even though they started years apart. -
Where are the tents? and why the fuck are some people so stupid
Lennsik replied to OddGamer's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Continued diagnosis: OP has odd fixation to phallic objects, using them as a defense mechanism at times of confusion. -
Where are the tents? and why the fuck are some people so stupid
Lennsik replied to OddGamer's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
ITT: Op is frustrated, angry, and unhappy that he cannot take other people's tents for his own tent. Possible homosexual? Consider therapy. -
Why the hell are there so many guns?
Lennsik replied to omgwtfbbq (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
If we reduced the amount of guns we had, we'd have to reduce the amount of ammo we'd find due to the fact on what makes this game tough is you'll find, say, a CZ550, but oh no, you have M24 Rounds. It's a matter of choice, logic, and making sure we all rage at the lack of Winchester ammo. -
anyone find it weird that in dayz...
Lennsik replied to MikeTupper's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
There was a high population of Kevlar wearing flashlight wielders before the apocalypse struck. -
Those are people who have played even longer than you or were extremely lucky. That, or like you, they finally found one of them and stayed alive. I had myself a pair of NVGs on the my second day of playing and was able to keep them for weeks. It's just how it goes.
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Killing two birds with one solution (scripting and snipers)
Lennsik replied to Mr. Pink's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
ITT: A stupid suggestion for and even stupider consequence. -
1 makarov shot brings down a helicopter...
Lennsik replied to Tersidre's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Dude, OP, you can be my partner in DayZ anytime.