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Bulletproof Sandwich
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How many of you are actually stupid enough to brag about your current gear setup on these forums either by posting or stupidly putting it in your signature? I'm just asking because most of the morons also include what server they usually play on. <_< BRO-5!
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YO DAWGS!
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to Bulletproof Sandwich's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
oh god yes i get a huge laugh out of those guys haha it is the total equivalent to stuffing a log of pepperoni down a pair of skinny jeans while being serious at the same time -
YO DAWGS!
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to Bulletproof Sandwich's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
not sure if trolling... or serious -
What gear do you rock?
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to a_casual_banana's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
you know a bandit/hacker is watching this thread and thinking "Nice! Now I don't have to write my own shopping list." -
G36 does not exist in DayZ
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--- Admins Resetting Server * when Member gets shot ---
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
yeah its despicable just never play on piece of shit servers like those anymore like US 1340 they have a script that auto kicks anybody who destroys a vehicle and the vehicle automatically respawns at full green with fuel -
in need of antibiotics.
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to Snake122591's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
its a bug but if you log out and join another server it stops your sickness -
sure have you tried the scripts that the hackers use to make themselves invincible?
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no it only uses AK NOT AKM and regular AK clips are very common so its a very good gun
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keep it AK not AKM ammo is ultra common and the gun has a low sound profile (in terms of players hearing it) its great
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look for DMR magazines 1 DMR mag = 4 M24 clips
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Banned from US 292 because i got to close to the admin camp
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to USED to be Dafaq's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
why would you even waste time playing on such a shit server like that? there are hundreds/thousands to choose from and most are US servers go find another one -
why on earth did you pick up all those bolts and not get the crossbow? also you know you have a backpack right l2 use it
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Yes another "get rid of sniper guns" whine
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to lnfighter's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
oh look another moron do you know how long this game has even been worked on? id like to see u fix this shit by yourself 1 its the mod 2 the game mechanics system used for it is under the mercy of its original creator not the mod creator for DayZ you really just need to get your head out of your own asshole you must have left whatever intelligence you had in your mothers vagina when she shat you out -
Yes another "get rid of sniper guns" whine
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to lnfighter's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
why on earth would you complain about the "realism" on a game if you wanted realism just grab a remington 700 series and go outside later when you are either dead or hauled off to jail in critical condition you can just tell your plea to the court and say you thought it was a video game -
Yes another "get rid of sniper guns" whine
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to lnfighter's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
you forgot one thing IT IS A FUCKING VIDEO GAME if you want realistic sniping join the army get commended for marskmanship training then suck it up through the 5 weeks of sniper school -
Fuck this MOD what a joke
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to beany2009's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
heres an idea stop playing on that fucking server then chances are you are on a UK server go check the cheating reports forum and its all full of UK complaints -
yeah... no such thing as a "super barn" but everybody knows that zombie spawns are glitched the moment you kill 1 another respawns immediately there is no grace/safety period when you clear an area of zombies unless it is with a silenced weapon if you use loud guns you will just agro any zombie that respawned outside to come rushing back in
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What exactly is Artifacting?
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to itsmydouginabox's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
rofl the use of the word itself should be asked people do not know the correct term ar·ti·fice (ärt-fs) n. 1. An artful or crafty expedient; a stratagem. See Synonyms at wile. 2. Subtle but base deception; trickery. 3. Cleverness or skill; ingenuity. no clue what the fuck artifacting is but there is a term called ARTIFICING Artifact (archaeology), an object formed by humans, particularly one of interest to archaeologists that's what i understand so no idea what the fuck ARTIFACTING is\ looks to me there are tens of thousands of morons posting on the forums -
Vanishing Ammo -- how do I stop it?
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to nmford's topic in New Player Discussion
by using the iron sights and aiming properly -
Can ALICE pack hold two guns?
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to iamblazelflack's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
basic math "whoosh" -
Putting together team of Friendly British Survivors.
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to Cpt.Carramack's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
there's your first mistake its a group of british people -
Last night I killed my first player...
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to CDMoose's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
WOW you deserve to be punched in the face -
why do people complain about disconnecting?
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to MikeTupper's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
cause it is a bitch move -
Why are cars so rare in Chernarus?
Bulletproof Sandwich replied to kurtthecobain's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
because of the following server hosts/admins lock their servers and take everything before it goes public vehicles can be stored well outside the map borders server hosts/admins can easily set a server to auto kick a player and repair a vehicle upon destruction(US 1340) vehicles take 7 full days to respawn but hey an admin can work around this issue
