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stevie b

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  1. ive just spawned in to check for an increase, one problem is that I didn't have a clue where I was !! :( but I was getting 110 in the woods I was in when normally its between 75-90 , I`d oc my card to 1250 so may have just been that :) although the whole thing seemed smoother
  2. me too my friend!! me too mmmm, will drop my guts first for a realistic smell
  3. stevie b

    what do i do with toilet paper

    soak it in vodka and stick it up ure arse :o
  4. stevie b

    Dumb ways that you have died?

    Fucking tractor getting stuck on a barn door and exploding when tried to reverse
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    Too hard since 1.7.5.1

    u have misunderstood what i am saying "mod is exactly as it was meant to be in the beginning i think " meaning that to begin with the zombie hearing was meant to be functioning , sadly it wasnt
  6. stevie b

    Too hard since 1.7.5.1

    mod is exactly as it was meant to be in the beginning i think , stealth is once again part of the excitement instead of dickheads running through cities getting the gear then fucking off into the woods :D
  7. stevie b

    DayZ Devblog 25 Jan 2013

    something came out of my lovespear and i dont think it was wee!!!!!
  8. hello , , just rejoined server {UK31} and within five minutes im unconcious with the eggtimer moving the slowest ive ever seen it! Then i seen it fill right up again and is no longer emptying? wtf
  9. cheers beast but ive already shut it down mate
  10. ended game on dayz comm , move onto next server i guess, fookin ridiculous :beans: >:( >:( >:( >:(
  11. i am unable to do anything, i am indeed similar to stephen hawking in a battery drought
  12. maybe, but i was fine when i logged out earlier and was ok when i logged back in? the problem now is that im stuck in a bush with an infinite eggtimer lol please helllllpppppp
  13. im on the west side of the bridge just to the south and about 100 metres up the hill. please someone come and kill me . i have an m16 and some other low goodies. what sorcery is this?????
  14. zombie undies = infected zomboid cock , get medicine within an hour or die!!!!!!
  15. I have one question rocket! what does it run like in comparison to the mod? i know its obviously early days but you must be able to make comment ? ps cant fookin wait , well done all
  16. stevie b

    iZurvive released for iPhone & iPad

    seems to work ok , will try it properly later when my friends are on aswell , well done
  17. go to the steamapps folder and find operation arrowhead folder then drag ure dayz folder onto ure desktop, hey presto u can play , when u wanna play dayz then simply put it back where it was. i tried unticking the mod but ended up having to reinstall the whole thing
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    WTF!!!

    Having been in a group of three and 2 of us receiving broken limbs and around 2k blood left , i had to go along from Orlovets to the hospital in Berezino to get morphine and blood bags. All the while i myself had 3k blood and my vision was as u would expect . After almost an hour and a half of shitting myself and sweating like a rapist i made it back to my first friend who was dying in some bushes in Orlovets. Tried to give blood bags and morphine to my friend but it seemed impossible ( server fuck up?) so we hid in bushes and left the server to try again the next day . Puts dayz on today and all the blood packs and everything i had retrieved had gone from my inventory!! slightly pissed off!!! anyone else had this shit!! ps shit hot mod
  19. stevie b

    WTF!!!

    I shall just enjoy my mission again and hopefully this time the server will allow me to use the items i retrieve lol adds to the realism, i see it as someone robbed my sleeping carcass whilst i was offline (checks down back of virtual pants for blood) lol
  20. stevie b

    WTF!!!

    yes my backpack regularly fucks up , and just recently when i drop a weapon for someone to pick up it just fucking evaporates?
  21. stevie b

    WTF!!!

    haha My man was in the exact spot as i had him looking out of bushes at a group of barns in the distance so i had my bearings when played today . its a great mod but shit like this is really annoying especially since i normally stay on my own but was trying it out with a couple of friends which i must say makes it a lot better. After the stress of my hospital run (which was intense, and i think has damaged my eyesight ) i feel like i have not gained anything lol , oh well back to hospital later
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