That's the issue, I'm behind the server I want to play on. I actually can't even join because of the update.

Same issue. I can't get day z commander to move to the new update either :\

OUR LOVE WILL BE SECRET NO MORE!

How about your first DayZ sexual encounter? I can tell you about that. His name was Juan Carlos.....

The irony in your post is mind blowing, along with your horrendous grammar. Smoke farts, punk.

The lowest of the low post on this forum. Just spend roughly thirty seconds and you'll find the next perpetrators of school shootings instantly and yes, anyone who gets mad about this is most likely guilty of spawn camping like a bitch.

Though hilarious, it's completely accurate.

Hiking simulator for all of you overweight virgins that have never set foot outside.

"Stoneage rapist" is one of the most hilarious things I've heard in weeks.

People like you are exactly what's wrong with this community. You drooling fucking idiots hover around just so you can regurgitate the word "alpha" at someone and claim that we're all testing. None of us are testing anything, we're playing an ever changing mod. None of us are filling out error reports, the only thing remotely comparable is making a thread on this message board, which will get you jumped on. Shut the fuck up already, you're so incredibly fucking stupid.

Carebear? I take solace in the fact that I don't even know how that could be seen as an insult. Massive lols at the irony in this post and yes, you look like a neanderthal. Sure, take that as a personal insult but I think it's an apt comparison.

Now, i know I'm bringing an absolutely novel idea to the table here. One that has never been brought up ever. For a few weeks I've been posting on this putrid HIV ridden message board and I constantly see things like "rocket is one man" and "it's a mod", well to that I say, fart on you. Now to the point at hand, seeing that this is a popular mod or rather an example of attrition, why not tap into the talent that may be lurking here? I'm absolutely certain that there are people here with the skills to contribute in a positive way. I however am not one of them, I can tell you that the ARMA engine is a giant stinking fart combined with a wagon missing two wheels, that much I know. So, let this thread be where the "developer" taps people who know stuff about some stuff.

O_O

Nope.

I only wanna be a bro till like....this afternoon, can I join?

One time I found a bike. Then was sniped from some unknown location. Super cool, Day Z is da betz

That was sort of missing the overall point. Which was getting at the fact that mods like DOTA or say anything else what was based off the source engine thrived because of community involvement. I assure you there is at least one guy here that has the talent and a weekend to help solve some issues. Not tapping into that is sort of wasting an opportunity considering this is supposed to be "free" and a "mod" that "thrives off the community" fart.

I don't really engage people who look like neanderthals. They tend to behave and think on the same level as one as well, which you've proven ten-fold in this thread. Also, I was pretty clear with my comment, don't act surprised that people don't appreciate your internet vigilantism.

You suck and I want my two minutes back.

Hush your face before you get piss on it.

Still can't fap in the tents as of yet. I deem this mod a failure due to the fact that I can't fap in tents or spray zombies in the face with cleaning supplies.

yes, you have the personality of that inanimate object. Open assed fart on your face, goofy fuck head.

I see countless posts of "Fuck this, i'm quitting" everyday. I wonder if the main-page stats account for people who haven't logged in for weeks on end. This mod will ultimately fail for several reasons: 1. People like ramatakahn play it and dedicate hours of their life to the game and board 2. There is a stand alone coming out, who cares about a mod? 3. Hacking, battleeye and bohemia. The creators of ARMA have something to do with this. i fucking dare anyone who isn't some ex-military goof ball or paramilitary retard to literally try and play ARMA. Worst. Game. Ever. When you start with shit, you end with shit.

I can call you a douche, will that you make you feel better, douche?

Well, in theory it'd run fine. Since that would handle any engine that looks 10000X better. This is the ARMA engine, which seems to have been built and codded by stuffed animals. By the way, it looks and runs like fucking shit.