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Lord Fartus

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  1. Lord Fartus

    Whole server spawning in one place

    Hacking. Proving once again how broken and miserable this mod is.
  2. Lord Fartus

    I enjoy murdering people

    I'm fairly certain that your psychologist and anyone in law enforcement would love to see a thread like this from some reclusive, nerd virgin such as yourself.
  3. Lord Fartus

    population on the decline?

    You must not own the game then.
  4. Lord Fartus

    population on the decline?

    You'd be quite deluded to actually believe that. The overpowering amount of threads on this forum alone sort of sum up how displeased people are with this MOD in it's current state. Horrible graphic issues, hacking beyond belief, wonky functionality issues that will never be repaired. In short, this piece of shit turned into a real piece of shit.
  5. You reek of stupidity.
  6. I've been playing for the past couple hours. Every single server I've been on has had hackers doing various levels of annoying shit. From spawning the entire server in one location to insta-kills. This game is garbage, fucking delete.
  7. Lord Fartus

    I never realized how many hackers there were.

    Hacking has turned this game into shit. What made it worse was the putrid shit stinking nerd virgin community that openly defends it.
  8. "the day z experience" Cool, I'm glad that major video media outlets have basically summed up that this is a hack filled pile of farts.
  9. What does COD have anything to do with the fact that you're a snide, fanboy cocksucker that has the same depth as a kiddie-pool?
  10. Hold on, the developers of ARMA 2 and BE are starting to look like a laughing stock? Have you fucking seen ARMA 2? That was a joke from the day 1.
  11. Floppy headed Canadian douche bag gonna be a floppy headed Canadian douche bag.
  12. Lord Fartus

    BAF Offroad...

    Nay, it's omnomed my sardines, rifles, bandages, bloodpacks, painkillers, morphine, pride, dignity.
  13. Lord Fartus

    Why this mod is failing

    A term for deleting. Everytime I look at this forum I see about...10 threads where someone basically goes "fuck this" and packs it in.
  14. Lord Fartus

    BAF Offroad...

    WINDOWS HIKING SIMULATOR 98, NOW WITH ELITIST BASEMENT DWELLING VIRGINS, POOR GAME MECHANICS AND A CARNIVOROUS BACKPACK.
  15. Lord Fartus

    How to destroy a heli?

    fart
  16. Lord Fartus

    You're gonna love this:

    And this is the reason why this game is fucking farts. Not what the OP did of course.
  17. Lord Fartus

    Every kill in DayZ is fair

    I probably am doing it wrong by searching the same buildings multiple times on multiple characters while you cite one extraordinary example. Gonna go ahead and ask you to make a like a tree and fuck off.
  18. Yeah, must be that. I mean, it's not like a search for low populated servers with "full" (lol) protection and attempt to play on those. Maybe, I mean maybe I am the only one experiencing this issue and the thousands of other threads on here voicing the same exact opinions are just lies and conspiracies against a grown man who goes by the name of "rocket", even more so, the electric car was bought by the oil companies and George W. Bush is an alien.
  19. Lord Fartus

    BAF Offroad...

    I'm into the concept of the game, hopefully the bugs will work out and it'll be fun. I dunno, how about FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
  20. Lord Fartus

    Zombie behavior

    Now, I'm sure that someone has brought this up prior to me but I really had no interesting in finding it and in short, fart. Anyway, this is more of an issue for fresh characters but does anyone else feel that the zombies are a tad bit overzealous? The fact that they will almost indefinitely chase you unless obstructed by their own wonky behavior is quite the nuisance. I had a single zombie chase me from the far left edge of the map, all the way into cherno....which if you think about it, is hilarious but done to prove my point. .
  21. Lord Fartus

    Zombie behavior

    I've tried this multiple times. Apparently zombies are equipped with NVG. Literally everytime I've tried to duck out behind something that would break line of site, I was falcon punched by a zombie and killed.
  22. I've never done this once. Wanna know why? I've never actually found anything more powerful than a Lee and I've hoofed it all over the map, to the furthers portions of the north. wanna know why? Because usually after a couple hours of playing a hacker will come in and slay everyone and it's super fucking cool. Things I've never done in Day Z: See a working vehicle on my own Find weapons that aren't "stock" weapons Do something that can't be compared to Windows Hiking Simulator 98
  23. Lord Fartus

    Zombie behavior

    They generally aren't a problem. However, aiming at a teleporting magical zombie is an issue. Which brings me to my next point, I find it odd that 95% of my zombie kills are done with melee weapons, that oddly enough have a reach of about 10 feet. I mean since this game is based on the concept of "realism" and "survival" you'd think that having the proper hit mechanics would be a big thing to focus on. The hit detection is an abysmal failure and unfortunately, I don't see a mindless zombie chasing someone indefinitely. Especially in the open country. If anything, melee combat should be introduced to the game to at least remove the common zombie pest. However, I am a HUGE fan of getting hit by a zombie that is several yards away from me, causing me to bleed out just after spawning. Very cool.
  24. Lord Fartus

    Every kill in DayZ is fair

    9 times out of 10 I will spawn in fucking Kemenka. There is nothing fast or quick about arming yourself when you basically have to make the long trek to the airfield and hope you stumble upon something (you won't)_ then make another long hike to cherno. The mod should be renamed to the "Hiking simulator: highway robbery edition"
  25. Lord Fartus

    Weapon Damage Nerfs

    Weaker guns, more zombies, more PVP kills, more assholes, more hacking. Man, this MOD seems more appealing every minute.
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