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Lord Fartus
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Everything posted by Lord Fartus
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Yeah, I think they should focus on adding something completely ancillary like dogs. That would be time well spent, say compared to putting a stop to hacking, wonky gameplay, horrible graphic errors and what not. Dogs, that's where the focus should be.
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Clan [AURA] Still Recruiting
Lord Fartus replied to Shadowfray's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
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Clan [AURA] Still Recruiting
Lord Fartus replied to Shadowfray's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I came to party, maybe your clan just needs someone to lighten the mood and light some farts, bruh -
DayZ Standalone rlly?
Lord Fartus replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Hey, remember that time a few days ago when I made you look really stupid on a public forum and you said bro unironically and now that I'm actually calling you a bro, you've attempted to use it in a humorous manner? Anyway, hush your face fat bro scum. -
Clan [AURA] Still Recruiting
Lord Fartus replied to Shadowfray's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Hey man, I turned in an application too, what gives? -
DayZ Standalone rlly?
Lord Fartus replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Sorry if I'm not up to date on some meaningless popculture reference that anyone with a job could really care less about. Whether you said it in jest or not, it fits your floppy headed personality completely. I'm also sorry that you can only communicate as if you were ten, seeing as you're 24 and well....you should probably be ashamed or perhaps read a book. You should definitely be ashamed though. -
DayZ Standalone rlly?
Lord Fartus replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Holy LOL. That was just said. -
DayZ Standalone rlly?
Lord Fartus replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
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DayZ Standalone rlly?
Lord Fartus replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I see you've continued to be a spiteful, overweight bro that is in dire need of an exit from life. -
4chan dorkus confirmed. /thread. Have fun kiddies ^_^
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Clan [AURA] Still Recruiting
Lord Fartus replied to Shadowfray's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Name: Lord_Fartus Age: 20's Locations: California, mo fucka Experience: hot dudes in da club (several years) Availability: Normal hours, I have a job. -
I'm really trying to figure out how you expect some guy who just spawned to "play like you have god teir loot". I don't know if you know this but we do have eyes and we can see that the person isn't carrying a main weapon, is using a coyote pack and the only defensive mechanism available to them is shining a flashlight at their enemies.
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Alright dude who looks like he jumped out of Denver, Colorado circa 1996. Go flex your butter-knife like wit elsewhere, I mean did you fail to read the initial post which reeked of crazy guy? I dunno, I think I'll just continue making fun of you people.
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You mean my screen name that shows humor and isn't something like "LORD OF DA ZOMABAYS" or "DAEMOS" (Which in this context makes you a laughable dork) Anyway, you guys should probably stop being so fucking dumb and walking into my insults. Then again, you can lead a horse to water but....wait, no I'll just call you dorks nerd virgins again. That seems to make you all pretty spry.
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Dumb guy, are you that stupid to where you don't see the "quote" button? When directing something like this at someone, it's usually best to use the big red quote button. Not using it makes you looks like a drooling retard. Not only that but you have the sentence structure and vocabulary of a small woodland creature, in short, I'm ashamed to be part of the human race and I'm literally shocked that you made it this far in life. Please, go stick your hands in a blender.
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population on the decline?
Lord Fartus replied to AllTheWhine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This is code for "I have no clue what I'm doing and unfortunately, I probably never fixed the problem anyway but since I don't really keep any of my millions of "testers" in the loop, well fuck you guys lol" -
and the irony continues dun dund undudnudndundundu dunnnnnn
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I wasn't aware that calling out someone for their narcissistic personality traits made me "angry", however I'm not sure how long before we see this character on the news wearing his neighbors skin.
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DayZ Standalone rlly?
Lord Fartus replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Well, I already paid for this game that is the equivalent of a microwavable gas station burrito, i'll be damned if I pay for a "stand alone" version operating on the same miserable engine and interfaces with the same horrible game breaking problems by one developer that seems to be thumbing around with more interviews than actually improving this HIV ridden piece of shit. -
Go find a locker to be pushed into, it'll remind you of your daily struggle.
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See, the thing is....you're really fucking stupid. It is "just a game" but trying to make that claim in support of a guy who is displaying more teen angst than Dylan Kleebold is just stupid. Next thing you know the OP is going to talk about how he enjoys murdering the neighborhood pets. Get a grip you fucking dork.
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Hush your face, nerd.
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There is some mind blowing irony going on in this post.
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' Where is the facepalm jpg when you need it.
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Well, probably nothing as I don't take it seriously. Seeing that you're openly admitting to finding it gratifying when you "murder" unarmed new spawns. One would assume that you can't achieve an erection, talk to women, leave the house and not be touched by your father with talk like that.
