Lord Fartus

That's the issue, I'm behind the server I want to play on. I actually can't even join because of the update.

Same issue. I can't get day z commander to move to the new update either :\

OUR LOVE WILL BE SECRET NO MORE!

How about your first DayZ sexual encounter? I can tell you about that. His name was Juan Carlos.....

The irony in your post is mind blowing, along with your horrendous grammar. Smoke farts, punk.

The lowest of the low post on this forum. Just spend roughly thirty seconds and you'll find the next perpetrators of school shootings instantly and yes, anyone who gets mad about this is most likely guilty of spawn camping like a bitch.

Though hilarious, it's completely accurate.

Hiking simulator for all of you overweight virgins that have never set foot outside.

"Stoneage rapist" is one of the most hilarious things I've heard in weeks.

People like you are exactly what's wrong with this community. You drooling fucking idiots hover around just so you can regurgitate the word "alpha" at someone and claim that we're all testing. None of us are testing anything, we're playing an ever changing mod. None of us are filling out error reports, the only thing remotely comparable is making a thread on this message board, which will get you jumped on. Shut the fuck up already, you're so incredibly fucking stupid.

Carebear? I take solace in the fact that I don't even know how that could be seen as an insult. Massive lols at the irony in this post and yes, you look like a neanderthal. Sure, take that as a personal insult but I think it's an apt comparison.

O_O

Nope.

I only wanna be a bro till like....this afternoon, can I join?

One time I found a bike. Then was sniped from some unknown location. Super cool, Day Z is da betz