Mos1ey

You probably have to make a new Steam account and buy another copy of the game. But that's what you get for cheating... By thinking 'everyone else cheats so I will to' you're just throwing fuel on the fire.

I've fallen in there due to artifacting before, it took about 10 minutes to get out. Don't fall in the water next time...

TBH I think it probably is food or drink + debug monitor that's causing the problem, lol.

Been teleported to the sky more times than I care to count... Never as a goat though, LOL. The other day I spent a couple hours fixing up a UAZ on my own (pain in the ass) by the time I'd finished, got it fully fueled with some spare jerry cans in the boot it was only me and 1 other guy in the server. I saw his death message in the bottom left and had to laugh and ask what happened. Poor guy obviously died to either Zs or a bug... Turned out it was Zs at the NW airfield so I offered to pick him up and take him back to his gear. I drove from Solnichniy to Cherno to pick him up, then when we were 3km from the airfield we both just fell out the car and died. I checked the player list and a third player had joined just to fuck us over... u,u I just left the game and my UAZ, lol. Hopefully whoever found it was happy...

ROFL. Alright, looking forward to it. xD Is there anything that will help performance in there, or is it all gameplay type stuff?

Idling in the lobby doesn't count, bro.

Yeah, the NE airstrip is just a little one like Balota. There's a UAZ spawn though. :)

What's new in 1.1? Or is it a surprise? xD The biker clothing looks badass BTW. I found some in the US server before but it was showing as the rocker clothing and I didn't realise, lol. Is there anything you can do to improve performance in Cherno/Elektro? I spawned in Cherno with 10 FPS, lol. Fine on the rest of the map (high/very high settings) even with Fraps running though.

Yup, RRP's about £300 these days, I think. You're right, spending money doesn't make a 'hardcore gamer'. A few years of playing competitive FPS must count for something though, hur dur

^ This. xD

I don't really like Johnny Cash TBH but I thought the contrast between the audio and image was excellent when When The Man Comes Around was used in the title sequence of the Dawn of the Dead remake.

Wow, the difference that playing this mod on 17 ping instead of 150 is ridiculous... xD

This entire idea is based on your skewed logic that bandits play alone and heroes group up... It makes zero sense.

Everyone so eager to talk about themselves they didn't even read the thread, lol. The guy's looking to do in-game interviews. He doesn't want to hear any stories here...

My graphics card's worth more than an Xbox, mate... Do people not think before they type any more?

Played there. Got shot on sight twice in a row... It just pissed me off cause I could have killed the guy both times if I hadn't held my fire due to server rules. Not planning on going back and would advise anyone else against it.

Who even gets hit by zombies these days anyway?

OMG, the UK server is up?! *fangirl squeal*

Alcohol - why? And poison - No. It would just be used to troll people. Go to Cherno supermarket and poison all the food. Yaaay!

I believe it's actually 8k. And if I was missing a third of my blood, I think I'd be feeling a little woozy too.

There is no thought process involved. People don't think 'oh, I'm in pain. I'm gonna scream'. It's kind of a natural reaction...

Oh, you quote Batman movies? You must be pretty intellectual.

Freshly spawned in Cherno, found a hatchet and made my way in to the city to get geared. Spotted an unarmed player tailing about 5 zombies and called out to him to enter the building I was in and I would take care of the zeds for him. He came in and said nothing just went upstairs, I was spooked by his silence so left. About 30 seconds later... BANG! Lee Enfield round to the back. I run in to the hotel, my blood very low. I hide behind the counter and bandage. He sprints in after me, eager to finish me off. I get up, zig-zag towards him and take a good swing at his face with the hatchet. Chased the fucker through Cherno for about a minute screaming 'THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!' before he bled out... ...And this is why people kill bambis. P.S. If anyone sees Owner in an EU private hive, tell him Mosley says Gooby pls.

It isn't about 'balance', being able to see through trees is a bug, lol. It's like how you can see loot by a heli crash more easily when you're a little further away because the grass doesn't load... I don't think helis should be removed because having them for transport is cool if you put the effort in to repair it, but you really shouldn't be able to see through trees. :S