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Chris <3

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  1. Chris <3

    1000+ ping spikes.

    When playing on any server, every half an hour or so I get ping spikes of 1000+, the rest of the time it hovers around 70. I think its solely when I play dayz when it goes to 1000, is there any way to monitor my internet since I wont notice it unless Im playing a game I can get kicked from. I don't know what information to give you that might assist in the diagnosis so feel free to ask and I will provide.
  2. Bhaha oh wow. YOU WILL BE MISSED, BRANDON WAS AN HERO.
  3. Chris <3

    A quick fail.

    So I'm in n/w airfield when I get shot at with one bullet, it misses so I run around the outside to get to my attacker. I search along the area looking for where other zombies are spawning, I spot a head poking out of a window so I make my approach. I sneak up to the area, its dangerous to get too close, so I decide to throw a grenade. I have never used a grenade before, but I have four on me so it doesn't matter if I miss. I throw one, boom! my enemy is dead, a small victory on my part. Then boom a zombie punches me in the back, I turn to retaliate. I watch in agony as the slow throwing animation completes my failure surely I can somehow escape its blast! Snap, my legs shatter to my zombie foe. Bam! Chris <3 was killed. I remember when I first did the old throwing object no gun. I was new and hadn't worked out how to throw flares yet Had at some point pressed f by accident single zombie chases me into an apartment Have an akm with plenty of ammo furiously throwing flare after flare at said zombie yelling in global chat "why am I throwing flares!" no one in full server answers cornered to the top floor and back room of the apartment, a trail of flares behind me Chris <3 has died random player: "press f dude" another random player: "chris I think I found where you died" everyone in cherno lols at the 50 flares surrounding where I died.
  4. Chris <3

    Does the Huey have a spotlight?

    yes it was :)
  5. Chris <3

    Waste of $30 and some time

    You purchased arma 2 not Day Z Don't expect a half finished game to be perfect.
  6. Chris <3

    The Axemen Cometh!

    Shut up captain pretentious.
  7. Chris <3

    firing range practice

    Go to the armoury and do the mini games it sends you, much better real time practice. There is a reason the old arma2 players find this game too easy :P
  8. Chris <3

    Dont try to jump over a car....

    Yup done that before, same reason too.
  9. Chris <3

    Is Mountain Dew bad luck?

    Found one on a mess of 20 or so bodies where I was then axed to death seconds later.
  10. Australian servers are pretty much free of them too, only seen one or two hackers. My guess Americans are dicks :)
  11. Chris <3

    Buttstroke?

    Sure you can stroke my but any time ;D I also like this idea.
  12. Chris <3

    Spice up the vehicles

    That has nothing to do with cod, quit with the generic comments.
  13. Chris <3

    Ok seriously? Vehicles.

    Quit hoarding vehicles and they wont get stolen :)
  14. Chris <3

    Get to know your game !

    I'm yet to actually see someone compare Arma 2 to cod/bf I only see people complaining about people who compare the games.
  15. Chris <3

    Graphical Glitches FTW!

    Top story brother :D
  16. Chris <3

    My Day On DayZ

    Sounds fun :)
  17. Chris <3

    Very unlucky survivor..

    Perhaps the server you were on was a private hive? (the one you spent 4 hours on)
  18. Chris <3

    DayZ struggling?

    OMGSH dont square man they will get you :P
  19. Chris <3

    DayZ struggling?

    I think the devs need to get to work asap whilst the hype of day z is at its peak. I for one am looking forward to war z, I hope it doesn't flop or go all duke nukem on us.
  20. I went there yesterday and found 4 guns and a pistol, I need a tent XD
  21. Chris <3

    Admins that cry when they die (US 1621)

    Happened to me the other day. Had the admin trapped in the top of a fire station. Kicked
  22. Chris <3

    Recent Loot Disappears

    Keeps happening to me.
  23. Chris <3

    Barbed wire is so dumb

    Yeah it has no purpose other than greifing If it blocked zombies, then sure. But I does not.
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