Chris <3

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When playing on any server, every half an hour or so I get ping spikes of 1000+, the rest of the time it hovers around 70. I think its solely when I play dayz when it goes to 1000, is there any way to monitor my internet since I wont notice it unless Im playing a game I can get kicked from. I don't know what information to give you that might assist in the diagnosis so feel free to ask and I will provide.

Bhaha oh wow. YOU WILL BE MISSED, BRANDON WAS AN HERO.

hnng

So I'm in n/w airfield when I get shot at with one bullet, it misses so I run around the outside to get to my attacker. I search along the area looking for where other zombies are spawning, I spot a head poking out of a window so I make my approach. I sneak up to the area, its dangerous to get too close, so I decide to throw a grenade. I have never used a grenade before, but I have four on me so it doesn't matter if I miss. I throw one, boom! my enemy is dead, a small victory on my part. Then boom a zombie punches me in the back, I turn to retaliate. I watch in agony as the slow throwing animation completes my failure surely I can somehow escape its blast! Snap, my legs shatter to my zombie foe. Bam! Chris <3 was killed. I remember when I first did the old throwing object no gun. I was new and hadn't worked out how to throw flares yet Had at some point pressed f by accident single zombie chases me into an apartment Have an akm with plenty of ammo furiously throwing flare after flare at said zombie yelling in global chat "why am I throwing flares!" no one in full server answers cornered to the top floor and back room of the apartment, a trail of flares behind me Chris <3 has died random player: "press f dude" another random player: "chris I think I found where you died" everyone in cherno lols at the 50 flares surrounding where I died.

yes it was :)

You purchased arma 2 not Day Z Don't expect a half finished game to be perfect.

Shut up captain pretentious.

Go to the armoury and do the mini games it sends you, much better real time practice. There is a reason the old arma2 players find this game too easy :P

Yup done that before, same reason too.

Found one on a mess of 20 or so bodies where I was then axed to death seconds later.

Australian servers are pretty much free of them too, only seen one or two hackers. My guess Americans are dicks :)

Sure you can stroke my but any time ;D I also like this idea.

That has nothing to do with cod, quit with the generic comments.

Quit hoarding vehicles and they wont get stolen :)