petrstudik@seznam.cz

I'm looking for few people I would have fun playing with. I'm not serious and I don't act like I'm in war. If I want to get inside church, I mostly just run straight in. I'm both, survivor and bandit. I don't want people raging over bullshit, getting mad over death or immature kids having to go off for diner, bath and breastfeeding. I want people with good sense of humor, having fun and playing for teh lulz. I won't join any clan, I won't be sheep in a herd. Skype: snoopyer1

First Name: Petr In-game name: Petr or Peter, would change it if I knew how to Age: 19 Country: Czech Repulblic What time you are mostly on: 4pm-11pm +1GMT Why you are searching for a group/clan: I'm lonely and I want some people to roll with, hoping you are not super serious and want to have fun mostly Skype: snoopyer1 Experience: I have it for like... 3 months

Skype - snoopyer1 Would be good if we get german guy to play with mr. Jew above ^

Bump!

I'm in Berezino, badly hurt, someone save my ass please :(. Steam: 133is7

Like first time ever in dayz without gun... on my way to elektro I decided to run over those sniper hills... First I spot 3 guys in ghillie and AS50's laying 50m away from me, couldn't see me for shit and I could've killed them milion times... I decided to run into elektro to grab gun and come back and guess what... I turn around and there are another 3 guys in ghillies with 2 AS50s and SVD... So I'm standing there against 6 completely blind faggots sniping people without weapon... even a pistol would put the laughted in slaughter. When I got the idea to try and steal from their backpacks I got killed. FR 34, revenge me! :(

I know, I just don't care. Found body with awesome gear, went back, killed one of them, happened to be admin, got kicked.

LU214, cherno grocery store. Around 6 czech backpacks, 5 alice packs, 2 czech vests, crossbow, revolver and winchester which i took :D And no, it's not bait... who would kill players seeking backpacks?

Never said it is, but when you have like team or just want it fast...

Got killed by cheater, spawned across Skalisty, put screwdriver under W, ended on Skalisty and looking for tents to steal. Anything?

Or maybe I dont feel like walking to electro or castle today and I somehow spawned in location I can't kill myself at.

Got killed by cheater, spawned across Skalisty, put screwdriver under W, ended on Skalisty and looking for tents to steal. Anything?

I had super awesome gear and some CoD kid killed me. Not mad about items but what kind of idiot killed me.

Opened the gate which leads to 4 deer stands under Balota airfield and it smashed me against wall and broke my bones. I was sitting there with pistol, 0 bandages, broken bones and bleeding waiting for my end :(.

Nvm tent glitched and its all gone...

Yea, add me on skype/steam.

I can do 2-3 Stanag SD + M9 SD's for ghillie/nvg, you pick Steam: 133is7 skype: snoopyer1

I'm looking for like 2-3, you will have to add something like 1-2 M9SD mags or dragunov Looking for around 2-4. Could probably give you 1 gps / 1 ghillie for 4

Age - 19 How long have you been playing? - Month or so What is your reaction when you see other survivors, not knowing if they are friendly or bandits? - Meatshield over there What is your first instinct when you see another survivor? Burn it with fire Situation 1: You and a fellow survivor you have just met are searching a barn, you find the only can of food in the building and your fellow survivor is down the red on on his meter. You are at orange and the next local town is a few km's away. What do you do? - Shoot him, take the food and his items Situation 2: You are down to two clips of your 1911, your fellow survivor has a revolver and is currently out of ammo. Knowing you can convert the ammo of your 1911 to a revolver .45 clip, do you give that survivor your last mag or do you keep it for yourself? - Shoot him and take his revolver

After getting teleported on Mars by cheating crap and losing my AS50, L85, ghillie, nvg and rf I've appeared at cherno. After some research I've acquired a coyote backpack, hatchet and ghillie suit (!). While plundering the market I turned around and there's guy pushing shotgun in my face. After few seconds of awkward silence he says "Sing me a song and you will live, you got ten seconds". My creativity kicks in and I made him an amazing song which he obviously liked since he awarded me with a shiny lee enfield and "wow awesome!". So this is how my career as a singer starts. Lyrics: I met a survivor though we were friends but he was a traitor this is how it ends. Shotgun in my face that's very mean we have to make space to keep them keen.

Can anyone see the trick? All I can see is a faggot.

So bad "sniper".

Wandering around market in Elektro and spot someone running. Aim at him, he sees me and starts shouting with his annoying squeeky voice "Frindli frindli dood frindli". I immediately spotted clown so I let him be. He talks crap, I answer. While holding my Bizon he invades my backpack and spots L85A2 AWS and AS50. Obviously the 10 year old wannabe immadeiately takes the sniper rifle, starts screaming in voice chat "woooohooooo hahahhaha nooooob" and tries to kill me. Sadly for him the gun just clicks and he rages with his squeaky voice right after I kill him. Clown down.

Age- 18 Mic- Yes Skype- snoopyer1 Time zone- +1