Koot (DayZ)

There's no wood in forests... holy shit that makes as much sense as there being no water in oceans. God dammit, people use simple sticks and twigs for quick fires during survival situations. WHAT THE HELL.

Allow me to be an asshole: Your mom returned from her low earth orbit vacation, that's what it was. I like.

There's people irl who swim in frozen lakes for fun, and are very healthy, yet in dayz a simple rainshower turns you into a AIDS-ridden lobotomy patient, what the hell? Not to mention the fact of MOVEMENT, it increases the metabolic rate, thus keeping one warm. (It would have to be pretty much freezing winter conditions for it to not make any difference) What the hell is going on, the survivors in DayZ are currently made of paper and would instantly perish in any real world condition (which it's supposed to be based on) while any of us would easily be able to make it through... Geez Make the game LOGICALLY hard atleast, not randomly (which completely destroys the premise of it being a realistic survival simulation). More thought less coding i say. The tipping point would be the moment where playing Superman64 feels more rewarding than surviving another day in DayZ. Plz no.

Read the god damn patch notes or GTFO.

No, more likely to execute if anything. Without a second thought at that. We need strong men in the group to survive, not weak links. Nature baby! (braces for impact)

Isn't arma supposed to be using a GUID system? (you both have the exact same IP address btw.) Something is wrong.

For some reason, some ladders they climb, and some they dont (usually rooftop access ladders). For example Deer stand ladders are no problem for zombies.

Have fun trying to get money from a guy you didn't give any to. Irony is difficult subject :D /facepalm It's not irony, it's sarcasm... Irony is: taking a shit but ending up with the shit taking you.

Pretty sure that as an ex-military you would enjoy ArmA II with ACE and ACRE mixed together with WarFX more than DayZ on its own.

Didn't notice the first part of that message before. That is actually untrue' date=' direct comm channel is available and we use it every day. However, it is bugged and sometimes some people can't be heard/seen in direct comms. Easy workaround for this is to gather near each other, press ESC and click abort to go back to lobby, and then rejoin in that position. It fixes direct comms for everyone in that group most of the time. [/quote'] Oh hi there, i crashed yesterday while on the quest for carwheels, did you fix the car in gorka or leave it?

Direct comm works just fine with the latest beta patch. Also, when you happen to be unable to hear your friend talking via direct (and you both have the beta patch), simply "relog" and its fixed. It seems that the server sometimes gets confused and thnks that the bugged player is out of range for direct chat (while ingame youre next to eachother) and a relog seems to "refresh" it. Please don't mislead people with wrong information, it only takes a bit of tinkering to get it to work.

Probably zombies are attracted to talking players. Aw Lawd. Not a good idea, this'll simply force groups of people to use teamspeak and skip that completely.