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longjohns (DayZ)

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  1. longjohns (DayZ)

    The World's closest shot!

    So close it actually looks like it hit him.
  2. Wow, that really was a lot of action. Good video! I enjoyed the first one as well but I think this one was better :)
  3. longjohns (DayZ)

    DayZ Vigilante

    Really well made video, can't wait for the next episode.
  4. longjohns (DayZ)

    Kamikaze Pilot Fail

    I hope you're never my pilot!
  5. longjohns (DayZ)

    [VIDEO] BIGFOOT SPOTTED

    There's LOADS of skins to choose from, you should see how funny some of the others are xd
  6. longjohns (DayZ)

    [VIDEO] BIGFOOT SPOTTED

    Basement dweller with no sense of humour spotted :< Shame you can't make him look more like bigfoot xd
  7. longjohns (DayZ)

    [VIDEO] How to steal a vehicle

    I must try this :o
  8. longjohns (DayZ)

    [VIDEO] Hatchet Montage

    Nice video and axe tactics, snipers got owned.
  9. longjohns (DayZ)

    What do we expect from DayZ Standalone?

    I don't seem to get them graphics glitches anymore, weird.
  10. longjohns (DayZ)

    What do we expect from DayZ Standalone?

    Yeah but people always complain because they think different :rolleyes:
  11. longjohns (DayZ)

    What do we expect from DayZ Standalone?

    Attachments is a big one I really want myself tbh.
  12. longjohns (DayZ)

    What do we expect from DayZ Standalone?

    Yeah but hopefully some of the suggestions are implemented into the game since some features are a bit lackluster.
  13. longjohns (DayZ)

    What do we expect from DayZ Standalone?

    Hardly, jumping doesn't ruin any game at all.. Standing for 3-4 seconds just to get over a fence ruins games since it's ridiculous.
  14. longjohns (DayZ)

    What do we expect from DayZ Standalone?

    More zombie varities, maybe like big boss ones or something xd
  15. longjohns (DayZ)

    DayZ - Humorous Airfield Ambush

    "LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FAT HEAD!" hahaha
  16. That's what you get for firing a lee enfield!
  17. longjohns (DayZ)

    Tank Trapping somebody inside a tent [VIDEO]

    Except it's not.. The artist's channel is called feintdnb..
  18. longjohns (DayZ)

    Tank Trapping somebody inside a tent [VIDEO]

    Except many people disagree with you, go listen to your rhinestone cowboy country shit you old fart.
  19. longjohns (DayZ)

    Tank Trapping somebody inside a tent [VIDEO]

    Fitting name sgt, asshat, you're as clueless as they come since it's drum and bass, not dubstep, gj!! Good video, sick intro and music, don't listen to that tard above since I've always liked the intro and noticed others have as well with the comments on the videos. Would've been even funnier if you didn't die.
  20. longjohns (DayZ)

    ATV Thief vs Crossbow

    Haha, what a sneaky bugger!
  21. longjohns (DayZ)

    Cherno roof sniper takedown [VIDEO]

    Sorry, I forgot you are the king of comedy. Go on a 50 player server and see LOADS of bandits per 10 minutes (who try to kill you), shoot them, profit. Sorry if you're too crap to survive on a building for more than 10 mins.
  22. longjohns (DayZ)

    Cherno roof sniper takedown [VIDEO]

    Not hard to believe, just because you kill new spawns doesn't mean everyone does.
  23. longjohns (DayZ)

    Cherno roof sniper takedown [VIDEO]

    Loved your video and seen it on the front page of reddit, good luck keeping it on there because it's deserved.
  24. longjohns (DayZ)

    Lee Enfield Cherno Massacre (Video)

    This made me laugh a lot for some reason.
  25. longjohns (DayZ)

    Steps to become a "Killing Machine"

    Pretty sure alt f4ing is going to be fixed.
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