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Sgt.Asshat

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  1. Sgt.Asshat

    Making me a signature?

    Ok 2 mins....
  2. and to top it off, it was 5 minutes of a fail!!!!! so mad.
  3. hate noisy ass intros with shit dupstep.
  4. Sgt.Asshat

    Haven't played in a while; question about servers.

    Normaly says "private hive" or "villayer.com" or something like that :)
  5. Sgt.Asshat

    Please Dayz staff I've been waiting for ages

    Well kepp getting pissed. If you got to : http://dayzmod.com/forum/ And go to the bottom of the page, you can see that no Dayz are online.
  6. Sgt.Asshat

    An Unfortunate Spawn

    hahahahaha loved how you almost pussied out and nearly aborted......
  7. Sgt.Asshat

    Dayz Easter eggs

    Arma 2 easter eggs* ALL OF MY RAGE
  8. Sgt.Asshat

    IT'S A GHILLIE! Not a 'guillie'! -,-

    I dont think ive seen it mis-spelt like that yet....
  9. Sgt.Asshat

    BANDIT -- HELP

    I did... it worked better back then, than it does now... the bandit skin was something worth killing for and didn't jump to zero randomly at log in lol
  10. Sgt.Asshat

    BANDIT -- HELP

    I did and i still dont understand that....
  11. Sgt.Asshat

    BANDIT -- HELP

    Its a bug, sometimes you keep the bandit skin sometimes you don't :) wat.
  12. Sgt.Asshat

    Banned

    Are you dumb? He said nothing about a global ban, only;
  13. Sgt.Asshat

    Banned

    have you ran both arma 2 and OA to the main menu before trying to play dayz?
  14. Sgt.Asshat

    I'm banned - what's now?

    You know what, fuck ben. ben sucks, find a new ben
  15. Sgt.Asshat

    bandits vs heros

    I LEIK BANDIT COS DEY KILL PPL LOL
  16. Sgt.Asshat

    Admin abuse?

    I think, call thempussies and find a new server
  17. Sgt.Asshat

    The enraged cry of a man killed in church.

    Randomly selected lol, and no its something on their comunity. If you want to be on it ask me and ill tell the guy to inbox you :)
  18. Sgt.Asshat

    Crossbow arrows?

    Bolts* bolts* bolts* bolts*
  19. Sgt.Asshat

    Man Do I MIss The Public Servers Ya Right LOL

    "The Public Servers Ya Right LOL" We don't want you.
  20. Sgt.Asshat

    How bad is the hacking in this game?

    Its not as bad as people make out.
  21. Sgt.Asshat

    The enraged cry of a man killed in church.

    Click it, top right skip intro then look for bounty hunter thing for dayz, im on there lol
  22. Sgt.Asshat

    TRADE: Working Helicopter for all my stuff

    "he use's them so i can"
  23. Sgt.Asshat

    (Awesome Trade) Giving away my kit for M14 aim +mags

    If you can get close to NW airfield ill trade you
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