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Sgt.Asshat

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Everything posted by Sgt.Asshat

  1. Get a quieter weapon lol dayyyuummm
  2. Sgt.Asshat

    battleeye initialation failed

    Try restarting steam? if that doesnt work install battle eye manually
  3. Sgt.Asshat

    MP5SD6 stuck forever

    Why whats the MP5 done? o.O
  4. Sgt.Asshat

    MP5SD6 stuck forever

    Wait.... whats the problem?
  5. Here i have a wild soultion for you :o Either stop sprinting down the middle of the road and actually wise up when near the zed's OR Go back to call of duty you whingeing little kid.
  6. Honestly?! o.O thats pretty sad but its up to the server owners to put it in their server name like 3d=on CH=on ect
  7. Sgt.Asshat

    So, can we still get sick?

    Yurp, beware my friend!
  8. Sgt.Asshat

    Remove ATV's

    What's rustled your jimmies young one?
  9. Sgt.Asshat

    Fix disappearing corpses!!!

    in all the 3 months? o.O its only really been happening since 1.6.5ish or 1.7 era.... he knows about and doesnt need reminding lol
  10. Its just playable spawning with this scarce equipment and you're asking to loose even more?? Lol just drop all of your booty when you spawn.... leave rest of the bean runners
  11. Sgt.Asshat

    Loot Respawn

    You're just getting unlucky, try a different server my friend.
  12. Sgt.Asshat

    US34 Admin abuse, John Sniper

    If you stay on one server... you're going to have a bad time.
  13. Sgt.Asshat

    NL 4 - Why are people so stupid

    Now if it was me that found it, i would park it in the middle of cherno or elktro and sit back and watch all the beach wanderers shoot each other, but thats just me ;) B)
  14. Sorry, it's only certain weapons that actually zero buddy
  15. Sgt.Asshat

    Patch 1.7.2.4 Help please

    Just use six launcher to update and then Whatever you want to play :)
  16. Sgt.Asshat

    Under the impression dmg was nerfed?

    Lucky headshot was morethan likely the cause lol
  17. Sgt.Asshat

    NL 4 - Why are people so stupid

    Seems like more of a waste than a epic win...
  18. Sgt.Asshat

    A new gamemode for DayZ? [IDEA]

    Do people actually think Dayz is a game on its self?
  19. Sgt.Asshat

    Duck off who claims to be saints here.

    Its cause battle eye have your number, they know your game. lol it knows your ip ect ect
  20. Sgt.Asshat

    Help Please!

    Any more description rather than "working so bad" lol?
  21. Sgt.Asshat

    Increase visibility range and reduce fog

    Just the weather, dealwithit.gif
  22. Sgt.Asshat

    DayZ at CanYouRunIt

    Arma II Operation Arrowhead .... some people make me wonder .....
  23. Sgt.Asshat

    Active Respawn Button!

    Well maybe your friend should consider running east and you run west? then you'll meet in half the time! :D
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