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Sgt.Asshat

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  1. Sgt.Asshat

    Clipped into room, can't get out

    Shouldn't have DC'd bro, try and find a high ping server and while joining its says Creating Character ect ect. Try pressing Esp and click respawn quickly while its in one of those screens. let me know if it worked
  2. Sgt.Asshat

    Why the?

    Is it, or is it not the same f**king thing? lol
  3. Sgt.Asshat

    Why the?

    Thats what happens if you log out while in a gun fight...... learn your lesson once and dont fall for it again ;)
  4. Sgt.Asshat

    Zeds are getting rediculous! Buff to much.

    lrn2run and loose them...
  5. Sgt.Asshat

    Trying to reach 1,000 zeds killed [Stream]

    Up for the third and finally time tonight! ;)
  6. Sgt.Asshat

    Can't Open Arma II: OA, help needed!

    Can you run it? on CRYI? http://www.systemrequirementslab.com/cyri/
  7. Sgt.Asshat

    Zombies are getting annoying.

    Man up and gun up! pewpewpewpew
  8. Sgt.Asshat

    Screen shaking, painkillers not working

    Thats why its shaking bro
  9. Sgt.Asshat

    Ping too high

    Clearly, needs to be 10 or lower :(
  10. Sgt.Asshat

    Screen shaking, painkillers not working

    check your blood ?
  11. Sgt.Asshat

    Ping too high

    You might get lag spikes? this happend to me on a server...lol Kicked for 16 ping?
  12. Sgt.Asshat

    Trying to reach 1,000 zeds killed [Stream]

    That's just offline screen, just getting on a server first.
  13. Sgt.Asshat

    Trying to reach 1,000 zeds killed [Stream]

    It's back up in a mo :)
  14. Sgt.Asshat

    Battleye Failed to Update

    go on steam, right click them and re-install battle eye
  15. Sgt.Asshat

    Trying to reach 1,000 zeds killed [Stream]

    Thank ya sir ;)
  16. Sgt.Asshat

    Trying to reach 1,000 zeds killed [Stream]

    Tidy thanks :D
  17. Sgt.Asshat

    Trying to reach 1,000 zeds killed [Stream]

    soz m8, dint no u wus frm london m8 dont shank me m8 soz m8
  18. Sgt.Asshat

    Trying to reach 1,000 zeds killed [Stream]

    How about you get to 1,000 in this PVP nightmare, then show me? Was it laggy at all?
  19. Sgt.Asshat

    DayZ Commander not opening

    Never heard of it but try running as admin?
  20. Sgt.Asshat

    Killed by furniture and a doorframe.

    Did you learn your lesson about not trying it on with the sofa?
  21. Sgt.Asshat

    Dungeons :)

    The hell is this? A zombie out break in russia or Runescape?!
  22. Sgt.Asshat

    Weapons

    I think its easier to find AK's than M4's......
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