Sgt.Asshat

So a murderer in real life would be weaker if he killed another person? WRONG! YOU EAT THEIR HEART AND BECOME STRONGER!!! if you're that butt hurt about bandits then stop running/screaming at them shouting "friendly!!!" and learn to avoid conflict

Wana buy a rolex? £50

Streaming some DayZ Utes but on this server you spawn with a mk48... Pure PVP... Pure rage.. Pure lulz... COME ON OVER! http://www.twitch.tv/tapz0r

dat name. nope

JOIN FOOLS 37.59.52.155:2352

Cause i was a long time lurker of these forums and then one day every little post about stupid things made me rage, so i originally joined to troll and piss people off (which i still do never the less) but i got hooked into the forum game and never decided to change my name. I chose asshat because back in the sidechat days of Dayz when you killed someone for no reason the raged in the chat and this one kid i really rustled his jimmies and he called me an asshat, i couldn't stop laughing so i decided thats gonna be my name from now on.

Sounds just awful, also stop spamming, man.

Join this server, imma knocking about the coast. don't be startled if you hear someone shouting "WATCHES FOR SALEEEE!"

What the fu*ck d*id you just fu*cking say about me, you little bit*ch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fu*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fu*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*it to me over the Internet? Think again, fu*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fu*cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh*it. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fu*cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godd*amn idiot. I will s*hit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fu*cking dead, kiddo.

damn it.

Performance wise, i'd think it will do fine. But sure hope to god you've lubed up well cause you're about to get shafted by Dell................

THIS! http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/110774-big-idea-about-maps-for-the-standalone/

hope so, would be sweet

yep.. hoarding..... lol

Its nearly christmas so just wait for the steam sales, it will be about that price again!

nigga you blind

what am i even reeding?

Stalk until i feel the need to shoot... lol

fool shouldnt be trana hack or fool shouldn't trust 3rd party applications. what im trying to say is.... DUCKS STOLE YO' CD-KEY

There was a thread about ideas for the next one but i cant find it, any answers staff? Heres the link for the old one for new people Could be because they're working on the standalone, but perhaps it could be ran by the forum team? Also with the introduction of private hives, they shouldn't be allowed to enter..... Public hive only! wooooooooooooooo

up here for thinking, down there for dancing I dont think there was a prize, just shits n giggles. Ask a staff member if ya'll can take over then with your fancy blue names make a newer thread about disscussing ideas, but only this time... with prizes :o But like i said, public servers only cause hell knows what goes on in dem der private hives......

Should also post the link for the winner.... Derp

You're clearly new at this whole Dayz thing.

or even radio/cd player in cars, that would be pretty badass

then battries then headphones then a usb cord then a laptop/pc then a power sorce then a cd/cd's