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Sgt.Asshat

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  1. Sgt.Asshat

    More low-Mid tier gear.

    Its okay at the min, just too many hackers spawning in the good shit and dieing cause they suck at this game.... but another freeking pony on dayz?! my lord whats happening....
  2. Sgt.Asshat

    Random non-players gunshots

    o.O you must be getting stalked in game :P
  3. Sgt.Asshat

    Recommend PC

    Best off building one :)
  4. You're playing the map chernarus, chernarus isn't in OA so buy the Arma 2 you tight ass
  5. Sgt.Asshat

    Getting a BSOD minutes into spawning in

    Try updating you GFX card driver
  6. Sgt.Asshat

    ¨What does flush do?

    Must be a fix for the better GFx cards then cause it fixes it for everyone i know...
  7. My character has been alive longer than you've been playing dayz... lol
  8. Sgt.Asshat

    ¨What does flush do?

    Why don't you just change the video memory setting in video options then change it back? that fixes the flying shit across screen
  9. Sgt.Asshat

    Gunrunners Arms Dealing

    >name Ikilleverything
  10. Sgt.Asshat

    Magical land for the survivors?

    I don't see that much complaining about PVP but more about alt+f4'in, noob killing and hackers but not PVP....
  11. Sgt.Asshat

    ¨What does flush do?

    the hell is this?
  12. Sgt.Asshat

    Morhpine Emergency - How about a BRANCH!!! ?

    When i broke my leg it hurt like shit but i got help and managed to get home and taken to hospital... just deal with it and get some friends to help if you're stranded ;)
  13. Sgt.Asshat

    How do i use backpack?

    click it then at bottom use "open bag"
  14. Sgt.Asshat

    Morhpine Emergency - How about a BRANCH!!! ?

    IRL i have a broken leg at the minute .. and i dont think sellotaping a piece of wood to it would do shit.....
  15. What about if someone steals it before the stream? :o broken promises!
  16. Sgt.Asshat

    Why is DE 951 still locked?

    That's not an answer :'(
  17. Sgt.Asshat

    Why is DE 951 still locked?

    It could be having a maintenance but the real question is why are there so many ponies on a zombie survival game?
  18. Sgt.Asshat

    Whats with barbed wire?

    I've been playing since i was at work (haven't been to work since march cause i've broke my leg :( ) And only joined this forum cause i occasionally lurked and used to see all these fucktards asking stupid questions and posting stupid suggestions for dayz and i just couldn't take it any more :P
  19. Any decent DayZ that has played longer than a week wouldn't class that as pvp, i'd class that as a hacking pussy that can't even get a positive KDR on COD....
  20. About 5 mins while i waited for my Friend from skype came and shot me up.... lol Edit: Shot as in "shot me with some morphine" not shot as in some retarded kid shooting me.
  21. this is because the kids come from youtube expecting an easy PVP game.....
  22. Sgt.Asshat

    Whats with barbed wire?

    lol look at your sig then look at mine ;)
  23. Sgt.Asshat

    overheating issue

    The actual fuck? lmao
  24. Sgt.Asshat

    Are tents safe?

    nope.avi
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