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Sgt.Asshat

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  1. Sgt.Asshat

    Unique BattlEye Fault

    Then updates while you're in a lobby
  2. Sgt.Asshat

    Unique BattlEye Fault

    Tried this? EDIT: Incase you're abit specal you "right click" the game on the list for this drop down lol
  3. Sgt.Asshat

    For that I was banned?

    Thats laziest attempt ive seen lol
  4. Sgt.Asshat

    Why does everone shoot frist?

    Cos' i's gots an itchy triggy figgy niggiy
  5. Hey i got a suggestion for a new name :) SUPER FRIENDLY NO PVP CHILD SAFE SERVER :DDD
  6. Sgt.Asshat

    how do i install on steam?

    GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE
  7. Sgt.Asshat

    4GB to 6GB of RAM

    I have 8,l and i really rarely go over 40%..... but RAM is cheap as shit so it doesn't matter unless your ona tight ass budget
  8. Sgt.Asshat

    4GB to 6GB of RAM

    You don't need more than 4! lmao when are you every going to be running so many programs that it uses more than 4gb memory??
  9. Sgt.Asshat

    Make Sniping more realistic

    You think its easy sniping over 400m? and anyone can do it? I DEMAND VIDEO EVIDENCE OF YOUR SKiLLZ
  10. Sgt.Asshat

    DAPPER MONKEY FOUND IN CHERNO

    All my content is 100% legitimate. How dare you question the validity of my sighting.
  11. Sgt.Asshat

    DAPPER MONKEY FOUND IN CHERNO

    What about the Greek rioter?
  12. swap you 22 watches for the mountain dew.
  13. Sgt.Asshat

    DayZ Memes

  14. Sgt.Asshat

    Arma II help

    dis
  15. Sgt.Asshat

    dule monitor question

    lol i have dule monitors :B but yeah, just do what LVG says
  16. Sgt.Asshat

    Remove Death Messages

    Its a server side thing, most have "was killed" but some have nothing. I even saw one pussy ass side chat using server using "*name1* was killed by *name2* (friendly fire)" if anyone reading this who actually prefer servers with this + side chat need to go away.
  17. Sgt.Asshat

    What other players hear when you say "friendly"

    "THANK YOU" is in tranlation "omfg you noob i was friendly :("
  18. Sgt.Asshat

    The Brony Bus Exists!

    Im pretty sure hate symbols aren't allowed nower days....... lmao
  19. Sgt.Asshat

    The Brony Bus Exists!

    Good job i just found this bad boy.
  20. Okay so hear me out..... At the minute we just press M and if we have a map in our inventory we get a full screen map where you have to zoom in ect. But what if the map was more realistic? So instead of just switching to a new screen to see our whole entire map, but what if the map was actually big? So it had to be placed to see it all? Would be abit awkward trying to move fast and look at the entire map but thats the same in real life. To be more practical in real life you would fold it up into squares and focus on the square that you are in, like you do when you scroll in, in game. So another idea to make it more realistic is the option to fold up the map and hold it in front of you such as a minecraft themed look e.g Then when you have to swap squares couldn't the arrows or the arrows on the num-pad be used to go from 00 to 01 then 02, 03 ect. Inside each folded square it would have littler square with their corresponding numbers like real life. Just a little sweet idea for the standalone, hope a Dev see's it.
  21. Sgt.Asshat

    bambi team :D

    Bambi is THE gayest term i've heard. But ill PM you with a decent server with lost of people to talk to.
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