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Sgt.Asshat

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  1. Sgt.Asshat

    Climb Trees?

    Sounds like a too good of a spot for a bandit to just sit and spawn coast picking off new spawns.
  2. Sgt.Asshat

    Did someone hack me?

    y u no screen shot unexplainable things? :( (unrelated yet kinda related pic....)
  3. Sgt.Asshat

    Random Wilderness Item Spawns

    i vote for random forest spawns.
  4. Check yo' ping! Lies and slander.
  5. Sgt.Asshat

    What Desktop should i buy for DayZ?

    Try ebay. and stick to intel, look for i5 or higher and if you're wanting a good GFX card then you'll need a good PSU lol thats where i went wrong ;)
  6. Sgt.Asshat

    Little question about the weapons

    AKM is the best, but remember to zero it. If they're about 100m away zero it to 100 ect.ect But why is snookie your DP o.O DayZDB is a better source than that site.. lol http://www.dayzdb.com/
  7. Sgt.Asshat

    Playing DayZ COMPLETELY Free?

    Stop being so tight
  8. Sgt.Asshat

    This game is unplayable

    Here's a tip to stop yer bitchen. LOOK INTO THE GLITCH HIT OPTIONS>VIDEO OPTIONS>VIDEO MEMORY>CHANGE IT THEN CHANGE IT BACK Seems to work for me and my friends, GTX560ti with some beta video driver can't be f**ked to get number
  9. OK guys, heres the story. You CAN'T get banned for using hacked in weapons. BUT if you use hacked in weapons that AREN'T IN DAYZ the battle eye global bans you. Now stop this shitty thread.
  10. Sgt.Asshat

    This game is unplayable

    Well stop playing it, see if we care.
  11. Sgt.Asshat

    1000 infected headshoots

    Whats that, a cheat for GTA?
  12. Sgt.Asshat

    1000 infected headshoots

    lrn2fraps
  13. That's the lamest excuse in existence, "he does it so i do it :(" lmao
  14. Sgt.Asshat

    Is this stuff any good?

    Damn dupers and hoarders.
  15. Sgt.Asshat

    The sad state of some players.

    Hey im Sgt.Asshat, and welcome to DayZ.
  16. Sgt.Asshat

    Females should have their period.

    I get the feeling that ALOT of women have been dominating you IRL and in game.
  17. Sgt.Asshat

    Am I the only one that has seen this?

    I don't think that ever happens lol But the chimps seem to have the uncanny ability to spot people from a further distance than walkers that's for sure!
  18. Sgt.Asshat

    How to take somebodys tent

    Thats disgusting! Here in the real world we don't just "exchange" beans!
  19. Sgt.Asshat

    Can i ban for "alt+f4-ing" ?

    Shamefully, the world doesn't stick to rules. I'd like to see an alt-f4er complain/appeal about a ban on here... lolz would be ensured
  20. Sgt.Asshat

    Rarity of Alice Backpack?

    They're not that rare in stores, and coyte backpack is the biggest. now thats rare!
  21. Sgt.Asshat

    Can i ban for "alt+f4-ing" ?

    You pay for the server so its your rules, kick his ass seabass!
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