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Sgt.Asshat

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  1. Sgt.Asshat

    2 rarest guns found in the barracks!

    didn't know the mk48 was rarest o.O
  2. Sgt.Asshat

    good ideas from runescape

    2 posts?
  3. I'm pretty sure he won't read this... lol Also he was probably a hacker going for you, 2 people in 225 km2 of lady chernarus and you just happen to meet? odd's are he could see you on his gps and was hoping to surprise you
  4. Sgt.Asshat

    Stop saying "friendly" and immediately trusting me

    I love it when a kid does this. and then starts to cry when he turns his back and im hacking away at his head with my axe. lovely way to get your first gun from spawn :) There was this french kid with an akm. he was going to shoot me but he needed blood so he said friendly and lead me to hospital to get him a blood bag, he placed a blood bag on the floor and went prone and looked away to guard, this was my time to pull out my axe from my tool belt and reload it. i love some people ;)
  5. Sgt.Asshat

    I PLAYED WITH SYNDICATE!

    Also. Pics or didn't happen.
  6. Sgt.Asshat

    I PLAYED WITH SYNDICATE!

    Surely this should be off topic? Also my opinion on him is quite homophobic.
  7. Sgt.Asshat

    What's your DayZ goal?

    To be happy.
  8. Sgt.Asshat

    One server ruins hours of gameplay :/

    Shit happens. EDIT: Let me play the worlds smallest violin.
  9. Sgt.Asshat

    Can I have this loot?

    Just take whats in dayz then shoot it. i repeat, SHOOT IT.
  10. Sgt.Asshat

    Help hack used infections Global Ban

    Take it up with battle eye, they'll help you
  11. Sgt.Asshat

    [VIDEO] Trolling campers with c4

    This is arma.... thats not camping....
  12. why would you even trade in elecktro? why not head abit more north?? and why do it on top of one of the most used places in the city? this had dumb written allover it.
  13. Sgt.Asshat

    When do people use zeroing on the AKM?

    Pretty good, practise in armex/armory. but alot of people lie about killing people with it at them ranges. biggest use for it on dayz is moving it down from 300 to 100 lol
  14. Sgt.Asshat

    CAMP LOCATIONS FOR EVERYONE!!! EPIC CAMPS

    You forgot to post the server name
  15. Sgt.Asshat

    Hacker Caught On Live Stream

    Can't do much with just this lol
  16. You don't play too much, just the lack of going outdoors
  17. You think thats bad? listen to this. >be at NE airfield >in the furthest west hanger >at the top right loot >hear zombies agro out side >"awww shit, best fun to forest" >start to spint out side >a mutha'fukken yeti just crouched there. (guy in a ghillie suit) >actually shat bricks. >carry on sprinting to him >he starts shooting a gun what sounded like a M1911 >hits me once >the rest miss because im just running around him @ ~1m away >stop running around him and hide at the east side of the hanger out side >he cant see me and i havent heard him shoot >Hear a zombie hitting him >hear a "ARGHHH" *crack* >the zombie has broken his leg so i look around corner >hes unconcious >shoot him and couple of times and kill the zed eating him > > > >he ends arma 2 in task manager. >mfw
  18. Sgt.Asshat

    Solution to +1 murder when returning fire

    You're not going to survive a grenade aimed at you....
  19. I dont think i could be robbed by someone with an aussie accent, i'd laugh too much
  20. Yes, i want that gun.
  21. damn this new youtube fad. im the one who disliked, imma nasty person
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