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Sgt.Asshat

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  1. Sgt.Asshat

    What I love about this game

    Why so mad?
  2. Sgt.Asshat

    Can't update BattlEye client..

    join a server and just wait in that player list screen, pretty sure that will update it. :)
  3. 17/f/cali im available ;)
  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECdtqpvBFzc
  5. Sgt.Asshat

    DayZ Tutorial : Wanna Get Better? (MUST WATCH)

    Wouldn't it be better starting from new and not being kitted out?
  6. Sgt.Asshat

    Suggestion: Blood Trails

    Already been suggested, alot
  7. Sgt.Asshat

    RE: Rocket announcement of new feature at PAX

    what am i reading....
  8. Cheat engine isn't hacking.... i also think you cant do anything with it on dayz any way. all cheat engine is, is a program that changes numbers in your game; eg: Sims 3 money ect ect. it doesn't work on any multiplayer game unless you're the host since its client side only. I have no idea why you got admin banned, must of rustled their jimmies since most admins abuse their powers.
  9. Sgt.Asshat

    Died on login, bug?

    That would justify your name lol
  10. Sgt.Asshat

    Tell about your first kill.

    Back in the day off the old bandit skin, when i was a newbie. I ran into a barn looking for loot, not a clue where i was and a band logged in right in the front of me, i shat bricks and unleashed like 4 makarov mags into him. Even though i had killed him in the first couple of shots. i litterly shit bricks. this was my like first 10 mins in the game lol
  11. Sgt.Asshat

    do tents ''re appear'' cuz...

    Pick your lip up and just get out.
  12. Sgt.Asshat

    do tents ''re appear'' cuz...

    hope it doesn't, damn dupers.
  13. Sgt.Asshat

    Friendly guy in Cherno!

    There are no friendlies in cherno. ever.
  14. Sgt.Asshat

    [Video] My crazy dash across Calamar Airfield

    lol dont do voice overs, please.
  15. Sgt.Asshat

    Army clothes ?

    ^wasnt in the game if he had a helmet then its hacked in, if not its camo clothing
  16. Sgt.Asshat

    FN FAL or AKM?

    FAL; pros: Good for pvp, nice distance, 1 hit zombie kill and "workable" iron sight. cons: 20 mag size, rare ammo, no zeroing, pretty noisy and bad recoil. AKM; pros: decent in pvp, good range, 1 hit zombie kill, common ammo, 30 round clip, fully auto and can zero cons: AWFUL iron sights, loud
  17. Don't play then. If you're that unlucky to keep comming across s0beit and his gang then just apply to join a private hive or something, some of them are really popular for some reason. but in all my time of playing dayz i think i've been killed about 3 maybe 4 times by scripters. but when it happens, i dont come and moan about it. i either try and get back to my body OR just switch to a different server. jesusraptorchrist
  18. Sgt.Asshat

    Rocket, please fix the timeouts

    why so serious? its a alpha mod and you got glitched out because of your brother downloading so XXXXX rated midget anal porn, dont come bitching at rocket for your mistakes lol
  19. Sgt.Asshat

    Bring back the old bandit skins!

    The hell to that!
  20. Sgt.Asshat

    Bring back the old bandit skins!

    Found it, i was in the back ground. think this was 1.4 or 1.5 can't remember but those were the dayz
  21. Sgt.Asshat

    Bring back the old bandit skins!

    i think it made the hive slow or something i can't remember but they were pretty bad ass, ill see if i can find this sweet pic of me and a buddie
  22. what did i just read.......you didnt know that? wat
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