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Sgt.Asshat

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Everything posted by Sgt.Asshat

  1. Sgt.Asshat

    Start with no backpack?

    take my bandage while you're at it. ill even throw in my painkillers!
  2. I would love to see you try ;)
  3. What?! armored vehicles in dayz? that just sounds awful.
  4. Im a bandit, arrest meeeeeeee!!!!!
  5. Sgt.Asshat

    Need someone to hang out with, and i need drink

    I've just died and would love to, but ponies creep me out. sorry
  6. haahahahahahahahahahahaha made my day. thanks :P
  7. Sgt.Asshat

    SIx launcher or Dayz commander ?

    ArmA II Game Launcher master race reporting in http://www.armaholic.com/page.php?id=8241
  8. or maybe he lost it while switching skins - thats a glitch
  9. Sgt.Asshat

    UK01 - Thanks for the truck moron

    > carlii92 - its a trap. so much hacked gear, i really hope the hive gets a complete wipe. the as50 is too common. its rarer to find a DMR than a as50!
  10. Sgt.Asshat

    NV Goggles

    No you shut up!
  11. Sgt.Asshat

    This kind of behavior is unacceptable!

    the hell is that o.o
  12. Sgt.Asshat

    [SceenShot] Far creepier than a 100 zombies.

    .Thats lingor? thats a user made mod lol
  13. Sgt.Asshat

    GTX 670 FTW getting 20 FPS in cities ._.

    try degrading dayz, or upgrading. happend with mine on 2.5 but is fine on 2.6
  14. Sgt.Asshat

    Camouflage Nets For Vehicles

    been suggested ALOT it would also benefit you hoarders too much!
  15. Sgt.Asshat

    This is a SIMULATION, not a GAME.

    why are you shouting in red? its only 11am :'(
  16. Sgt.Asshat

    ZOMBIE ALERT issued by Homeland Security

    only in 'merica would people belive this lol
  17. Sgt.Asshat

    Guns go pew...

    inb4lock
  18. Sgt.Asshat

    Skeleton Keys

    i want a bank like runescape. and the GE aswell. also, i want 10xp to my combat level for every zombie i kill pls
  19. Sgt.Asshat

    What Kinda Plant Is This ? Purple Kush ? LOL

    its the middle east, what do you expect?
  20. Sgt.Asshat

    Attack of the graphical glitches

    Why has this got two votes may i ask.
  21. Sgt.Asshat

    More Practical Updates

    do you use six, dayzcom or other?
  22. Sgt.Asshat

    DayZ store/merchandise?

    I know where you get map from :) https://store.bistudio.com/chernarus-map-collection/
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