n33ko

You just need to have GTA san andreas (acquired by any means necessary lol) everything is free :) you just have to download the multiplayer client http://www.sa-mp.com/ then create your account and application on http://ls-rp.com/ the application is tough because its stopping stoopid kids wanting to mess around, they accept only people who take rules seriously. If you need help with the answers I have them, but you must change the wording.

I challenge you to try LSRP (in my post above, the san andreas roleplay) You want addiction, its immersive and addictive as feck, even more so than dayz and euro truck lol

If your interested in playing something different in between DayZ please check this out :) (If this is wrong to tell others about a game here please tell me so or request to delete this, thanks :) (I dont want to be a naughty boy lol ) LSRP site - http://ls-rp.com/ Multiplayer client - http://www.sa-mp.com/ Do you love Grand Theft Auto San Andreas? Experience that love for San Andreas all over again, the way it was meant to be played. I realise some of you, when you hear the world "roleplay", are thinking "oh my god how shit and boring", I assure you this is defintly not the case. Some of you may even be familiar with some other San Andreas roleplay servers and had a god awful boring and shit experince in them (as did i) untill I found this, Los Santos Role Play. The origional, the best, its been here for 8 years and keeps getting better. Around 500 REAL people on at all times who play it seriously, no one fucking around and no hackers or any of that shit no kids randomly killing. Some of you might be wondering what you do in it, but i'll describe some things for you now, but this is really just the tip of the ice berg, you really have to experince it for yourself. 1) It is extremely strict and you must follow the rules and has about 50 admins from all over the world always on and playing. This makes it good for serious roleplayers and doesnt offer a place for people who just want to fuck about. Random PVP is NOT allowed its very serious. You can kill people tho but not jsut deatmatching 2) You must earn money, any way you want to, whether that be legally buy getting a legal job, or ilegally, selling buying drugs guns etc you name it, the only limit is your imagination. 3) You must pass your driving test to get a licence before legally being able to drive a car 4) There are active police, paramedic, fire departments, fishermen, dock workers, airport, biker gangs and many more including lawyers, taxi services etc etc 5) The police will stop you for dangerous driving, broken tail lights, speeding, fine you appropriately etc. If you offence is worse you will go to either jail or prison (which is modded in, most buildings have been opened up), you will have to serve you prison sentence and obey the rules of prison and do yard time etc 6) AFK is not allowed, people are auto kicked after 10 mins, unless an admin manually kicks knwoing someone is afk 7) There is an active recording of all things that happen in the Los Santos world via the newspaper (their website) because there is an active tv/radio/new/jouranilst faction that record it all. People take it all very seriously and its amazin lol 8) You buy cars, houses etc, you can rent houses and vehicles out etc, its endless 9) To legally own a gun you must apply for a firearms licence, but you can get them from the blackmarket if you know the right people (luckily I do know the right people because I once owned a criminal empire, so getting you a weapon wont be a problem) You build you criminal (or legal empire owning a business and your own employees etc) and do whatever you want however you want. The only limit is your imagination. Here are some links to show you a little more, but you should all definitly give it a go: My factions page (I am Manny "Manuel" Mendina btw - http://forum.ls-rp.c...hp?f=5&t=278720 some LSRP Videos the varrio el corona gang have made (i was once a part of) - Its definitly worth playing. There is far too much to explain here lol If you have any questions or need help with it or the application ask me (N33KO) Also if you are going to play it tell me cause I wanna play with you :D

Why oh why did i start watching spartacus lol (i love it tho lol) ive done nothing but watch it this week lol 7 episodes so far today 3rd(2nd) season

Fear not UK#10 I shall be returning tonight! :D (after work), I've had a long week of work and hangovers inbetween discovering spartacus and becoming addicted. Blood shall spill tonight dont worry for the gods have blessed me with a night off. - N33KO - Champion of Chernarus, Slayer of the great popadopalous, bringer of rain

Ive been working and hungover, I havnt gone anywhere , uk#10 <3

Are you using john and drens 3d editor update? you need to push f10 to create a centre first, then create a group, then create a unit, bandit is the first player on the list....then you can go 3d and do what you want

Place any random BLUEFOR guy (set to playable, its set to playable by default) then you can preview. you cant preview with no one cause you have no one to be lol..........whats your name on the teamspeak? i use the editor and do shit with it so i can help ya if your stuck lol

While my sausages are sizzling away in the background in preperation for the perfect sausage bacon and egg sandwich, I thought I would take this opportunity to share with you an exciting yet depressing story which took place last night, i'll keep it short :) (All time is GMT) 4:00am - N33KO and Chillin are the last two people on the server after the main friday night rush, Deviant has just left and we sit shooting zombies from the roofs in cherno. Chillin then goes off to bed and I am the only one left 4:10am - I was about to go to bed too untill I decide this is a great opportunity to safely scavenge supplies, planning to take about 30mins or so then go to bed, so I pick up a few things and head to Stary, when I get there I see a Huey, it needs everything on it.....but oh look over there at Novy! A police car!, if I get in this I can have that chopper repaired quick quickly, but damn, it has a wheel missing, oh well, back to stary and the super market I go, but wow holy shit, a tractor stuck in a bush! with a wheel and a jerry can, drive this to the police car and get heli parts :) 4:15am - 6am - Its taking longer than expected to find parts, at this point quint momentarily logs in and is in complete shock and disgust with the rainy weather then disappears and quick as he came 6am - 7:20am - Got everything, drive back to stary, fix the chopper fully green, fly to skalka for refuel 7:30 - Get to skalka and see the dust from a little bird taking off, the little bird takes off and crashes into the forest destroying about 6 or 7 trees, an unsurvival crash I assumed. So I land the chopper to continue refueling 7:31am - Murdered by a 10 year old russian Kid with an M14 :( Three and a half hours wasted, but it was still fun lol damn russian kids lol UK#10 <3

ITS SATURDAY NIGHT AND I FEEL LIKE A PARTYAYYYY, HOPPITY HOP NEVER STOP! SUPER EXTRA BONUS ROUND MULTIPLIER X 3 FINISH HIM!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86wKWjvUD50

Fuck yes! <3 I love this shit! lol now my fun with the editor might not all be for no reason lol I made a team death match on utes and night, red vs blue team with takistani forces patroling the area in jeeps and a couple helis and tanks and snipers hidden around and a few ammo crates here and there. But it never seen the light of day :( lol Now I can actually do something useful! lol

Or what about a military style (no loot) area with things like this, mass burning of infected before it all got overrun....

Looks good :) On the suggestions side of things though... What are your views on adding in a few different types of scenery and such things around the map that would maybe improve the feel of being in a post apocalyptic world. Things that show signs of a struggle, things that show that things were desperate, before things got really bad (bandits and such) the last few humans that had hope banded together in towns untill they were finally overrun by the hordes. Im not suggesting placing any loot spawns or anything that could give people an advantage. Just simply to give the world a better feel. For example, some people would tried to have escape, but didnt make it out alive. Obviously there would have been a quarrentine etc so there would be a military checkpoint on the way out (on a main road) so there could be a military checkpoint broken down and wrecked with a line of vehicle wrecks leading up to it, say Kamenka, Komorovo, Balota or somewhere. Not military loot spawns just areas that 1) would show the horror of what went on and how many didnt make it out and 2) It would also add more options and opportunies for different scenarios during PVP, such a thing could be used as either a hiding place or for cover, maybe even to set up ambush, literally anything the players can think of. Perhaps to force (probably not the right word) gameplay into some of the smaller, more empty towns that players never go to because they have no reason to (other than hide tents), you could add objects and scenery within a town like Kumyrna to make it look like the last stand for humanity happened here, it already has graves behind the churche and not a lot else around it but broken buildings. Maybe like a couple of checkpoints and wrecks at either end of the town along the road, a hanging man in the rafters of the church showing the horror of what happened and how some people gave up. Also im pretty sure that hanging man would probably look like a player if you were approaching the town from a funny angle so it would hopefully scare people and give them a mission to investigate :) Basically what im suggesting is adding objects and scenery to: 1) Show signs of a struggle and humanities last stand 2) Offer more gameplay options during PVP; Cover, base, set up ambush etc etc 3) Spread out the gameplay across the map which could lead to interesting encounters and scenarios between clans and other players If its possible though, it might be worth putting in say a medical area on the west side of the map to give players more reason to go there, to encourage conflict and gameplay in that area. Nothing over the top tho to make it too easy for people, perhaps just a small checkpoint, a couple of wrecks and medical tent with a table inside it with 1 medical box. Definitly not on the same scale as a hospital. Above all though stay true to DayZ and the horror/survival/desperation aspect that its all about. Not to make it easier for everyone. I could go on and on all day but I think i've typed enough lol

nope :( moments later..... yay! :) Only photobucket works lol

http://cdn.dashburst.../Grumpy-Cat.jpg P.S. Anyone know why this is just a link and not a photo like some other people do? :'(

Dahlvash, here is a taste of what I was talking about :D theres much much more, enjoy! :D

*implied

Well this is awkward :P lol seems like sonnen was beaten at his own game, even with the broken toe lol honestly, silva is the only man for the job to take jones down lol but even silva is wary about the challenge if u seen a certain post fight conference (cant remember which, may have been the sonnen one) he laughed it off when someone asked would he do the "super fight", it was implyed he didnt really want to lol but honestly i would jizz my pants if i seen that.......that would be a jones fight that i wouldn't know which way it would go :)........but on the other hand, chael did good job of not letting his lip or skull split in two or his attitude run away with him :D lol oj :P good event :)

Panda! Apparently im not privileged enough to poke you in your special AFK room, but i'd just like to take this opportunity to tell you sonnen will get squashed :)

For those having trouble understanding N33KO, watch this and be fluent in my gibberish

YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!! alright johnn snuuuuuuuu do ya like me ginger 'air john snuuuuuuuuu

[3K] Clan are currently recruiting. Current members (DayZ): [3K] N33KO (Myself) [3K] KIDD [3K] COPEY [3K] Red Knight [3K] I.C.U Past members (DayZ): Syksey History: [3K] Was founded around ten years ago by myself. Using the [3K] tags in various PC and console games over the years, many people have been in [3K] and here we are now, on DayZ. [3K] On DayZ: We only play on the best private white listed server on DayZ which is UK#10, details of which you can find below: http://dayzmod.com/f...amspeak-arma-3/ We are all very well known on this server among other clans.The community, the admins, lack of hackers, the players and much much more is outstanding. See the link for details and experience UK#10 for yourself. UK#10 boasts its own teamspeak server of up to 512 players, on which, we have our own [3K] passworded channels. Team 1 and Team 2. For the Majority of the time the reason for Team 2 channel is to deal with the confusion of many people talking to each other who are in different areas. However, I would ask that all new recruits for [3K] would join Channel 2 (You shall receive the password after your application). We will be in and out of both while playing together. Rules: 1) English only 2) No abuse of any kind, this includes racism, sexism, homophobic etc 3) Get along with everyone and enjoy yourself :) How to apply: 1) Be whitelisted on UK#10 http://dayzmod.com/f...amspeak-arma-3/ 2) Reply in this topic with your Ingame name and location. (It wont fail your application, its just curiosity as to where our new members are from) 3) Once a member of [3K] Has seen your application, they will give you beans and pm you with our teampeak Channel 2 password. The I.P. for the UK#10 Teamspeak server is: 188.165.222.39

[3K] Clan are currently recruiting. Current members (DayZ): [3K] N33KO (Myself) [3K] KIDD [3K] COPEY [3K] Red Knight [3K] I.C.U Past members (DayZ): Syksey History: [3K] Was founded around ten years ago by myself. Using the [3K] tags in various PC and console games over the years, many people have been in [3K] and here we are now, on DayZ. [3K] On DayZ: We only play on the best private white listed server on DayZ which is UK#10, details of which you can find below: http://dayzmod.com/f...amspeak-arma-3/ We are all very well known on this server among other clans.The community, the admins, lack of hackers, the players and much much more is outstanding. See the link for details and experience UK#10 for yourself. UK#10 boasts its own teamspeak server of up to 512 players, on which, we have our own [3K] passworded channels. Team 1 and Team 2. For the Majority of the time the reason for Team 2 channel is to deal with the confusion of many people talking to each other who are in different areas. However, I would ask that all new recruits for [3K] would join Channel 2 (You shall receive the password after your application). We will be in and out of both while playing together. Rules: 1) English only 2) No abuse of any kind, this includes racism, sexism, homophobic etc 3) Get along with everyone and enjoy yourself :) How to apply: 1) Be whitelisted on UK#10 http://dayzmod.com/f...amspeak-arma-3/ 2) Reply in this topic with your Ingame name and location. (It wont fail your application, its just curiosity as to where our new members are from) 3) Once a member of [3K] Has seen your application, they will give you beans and pm you with our teampeak Channel 2 password. The I.P. for the UK#10 Teamspeak server is: 188.165.222.39

Guess whos recruiting! :) If you're interested in joining [3K] go here: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/130875-3k-recruiting/page__hl__clan - [3K] N33KO