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Everything posted by [email protected]

  1. I found a solution to everyone's problems. Play another game until this one becomes playable.
  2. I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
  3. Console kids will never learn. Even after being destroyed by mouse and keyboard players for the millionth time. :lol:
  4. That looks worse than 1.7.2.4. I'm not updating yet, and after checking dayz commander, it looks like the majority of servers aren't either.
  5. Good stuff, Markus. :) Your blog was a great read, keep it up.
  6. I was going to host a server, but after reading this forum and threads like this I've changed my mind. If the standalone game is anything like the mod, it will die before it's born.
  7. I didn't see anything happen until 6:05.
  8. I have a story about Green Mountain. I went to Green Mountain at night, I had NVGs so it looked very green. I killed some zombies, found some crappy loot then left.
  9. The trolls on this thread are really pathetic individuals. If you don't like something, ignore it. You must be very weak and feeble-minded to hate on people that are enjoying something that brings them pleasure. I'm not a Brony, but I don't visit their threads with the sole purpose of bad mouthing them. I came in here to see which members are a shit stain on the community and I found some. I'm positive you trolls like something I don't. Maybe I should come round your house and shove my boot so far up your arse that people would think Dr. Martens had started making hats. That would be ok, right?
  10. I was thinking the same. :lol:
  11. I tried Six Launcher first but I didn't like it. Installed DayZ Commanderand and loved it. Six Launcher was uninstalled immediately. :lol:
  12. tiptoptopper@gmail.com

    Failed weapon nerf.

    Operation Flashpoint was released in 2001 and uses the same engine. It's 11 years actually.
  13. I would like an electronic combination lock for my tent. You would need the lock and a PDA to enter a 4 digit code. The lock and PDA would be rare spawns in residential buildings and supermarkets. The PDA and lock would hold 100 possible 4 digit combinations so burglars with a PDA could use it on your lock if they choose the correct 4 digit combination from the 100 stored in the PDA. They would only have 10 attempts before the lock switched itself off, and the owner of the lock would be they only person able to switch it on again. You could change the combination of the lock once every 24 hours, so if you found out a burglar had stolen stuff by guessing the pass code, you could change it and/or move your tent.
  14. tiptoptopper@gmail.com

    Yo...

    Your IQ score is a lie. Anyone with half a brain cell would turn on anti-aliasing to get rid of those wretched jaggies.
  15. Yeah. Sorry for hijacking your thread K3V1NBP. Please don't be mean to us. ^_^
  16. I'll send you a PM in about 12 hours then. If you find those items first yourself, PM me. :lol: Edit: 11 hours.
  17. I have matches, knifes and hatchets. You can have 1 of each for free in about 12 hours. I have a tent on a server I use only for eating, drinking and hunting. :) You will probably acquire those items soon, but if you don't PM me.
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