FinalNinja447

Goats are satanic.

I never get notifications when someone posts on my thread, even when I double-check to see if I filled in the ''Follow Topic'' square. Or if its another thread from someone, the big red button. Anyone decent enough to explain to the retard chap here?

No one here likes you.

I don't get it. I must be retarded. please explain to the poor chap here who doesn't understand shit.

I've just fetched the new map from DayZ Commander, Takistan. So far, my 1 hour experience is me wandering aimlessly near the road trying to find some sort of civilization (Felt like my first time playing DayZ xD). I have no sense of orientation whatsoever (In Chernarus, I'd stay near the coast) but in this map I simply spawned somewhere in the mountains and found the small village of Falar. Barely found any decent loot ( A can of soda, beans, and chemlights). Am I near somehwere good? What's the main attraction of this map? How is it compared to Lingor Island and Chernarus? Oh, and there's oddly alot more dead bodies around the place than Chernarus....

lolwut.

With a face like yours I'd also ask ''Why bother?''

Another QQ thread.

Glad to help a fellow survivor.

Brettz there are multiple spawn points for the Huey. However, there may only be one per server. It also seems that it tends to have a higher spawn rate at Skalisty Island (So it's a swim to there and a bag to lose, unless you have a boat). On another useful note, If the chopper happens to be destroyed (Crash, takedown, etc.) it will take 7 days until a new one spawns at a server restart. Don't now why so long but that's what I can give you.

Blood bag and give morphine and bandages to fellow survivors when they are in need.

2 plausible solutions 1. Commit suicide. 2. Swim back to the shore. Other than that, good luck.

Not much surprises to be found except a nice view from a high spot. Good place to setup up with a sniping buddy on hihgh-population servers. However, since it's far north, you won't see many folks pass through. On a loot point of view, you won't find anything special.

Then I have utterly failed in comprehending the situation and I shall back off any statement I have suggested towards you or the thread and go back to a neutral stand point.

Hey you forgot to block me off this post, so like I said. Double post. Argument Invalid.

If you thought the north has nothing and Cherno is the one-way to go in DayZ, you are sadly mistaken, partner.

QQ thread again.

Kill yourself.

*Reads title* *Looks at whatever he wrote, obviously no contrsuctive critisism anywhere.* Yup, this is a QQ thread.

You'll also need to do so on your own threads*

Are you sure you clicked ''Follow this topic'' up at the upper-right corner of the thread??

Zombies aren't the enemy anymore. Cows are. Damn cows, conspiring against us, vanishing when we get too close to the source.

You have basically mastered the very essence of DayZ; Survival. And you did so with great patience. For this, you get my beans.

Looking forward to that video, please post it on this thread (As an update to your thread xD) !!

Have you tried putting your rifle in your backpack (Takes up 10 slots, if you put it in a bag with less than 10 slots, your weapon dies) ??