FinalNinja447

Uuuuhhhh I don't recall gaming PC's becoming mainstream for kids I thought CoD was where it was. So much 13 years old and shit, it's so annoying hearing in-game helium-friendly voices yelling ''FRIENDLY!! FRIENDLY!!'' in the mic then start shooting like a bitch. Dear kids, I allow you to play DayZ, but please don't bring a mic or just please go on Skype.

I never engaged anyone in all the time being.

That's normal your humanity slowly regens until 2500

Kid alert. This isn't about gore you idiot, it's about the community. Annoying little shits that are about 5x times more prone to be KoS bandits.

Can anyone give me a server around the US for a new guy here? Plain and simple, I can no longer handle getting script kiddyied on public servers.

I haven't fully explored it myself. I never been further than Solnichny in the eastern border cause I always hang around the west coast and the North West airfield and such. But its not 223km in diameter or length it's in square km. So 100y metres up/down times 100x metres right/left makes a square kilometre.

Hey people I've been playing for a few months now and I've never stepped foot ona private hive before. I know what's their purpose but I havn't tried one yet. Does anyone have the decent Humanity to help me get on a private hive?

Thanks guys! I just joined a hive and starting fresh again. I just wasn't sure on how to join these servers, but now it's no longer a problem!

Says the guy who has always defended script kiddies and hacker's interest.

Why search for a motorcycle on a 223km square scale if we can build one faster?

Cause their douches. Absolute noobs who give in to temptation to have the vehicle for themselves. That's why I satchel charged that bitch last time.... bu that's another story.

Seems legit vehicles.

Were your nuts recently chopped off and lost all fun in life or are you having a bad day?

I've reached this point in the game where the only new thing that will happen that is fun is either if I die or find a new vehicle I have found every equipment in the game and I feel like I'm ''stalled'', where I no longer have any other objective than reducing the zombie gene pool. But then again, STANAG rounds aren't an easy find. So I decided I will help the community as much as I possibly can by giving medical attention to people, have a small friendly talk then go help another in need. If anyone needs a hand, I stray around the coast and I will only go as far as Starry Sobor and Solnichny (How do you type that?). So if you happen to be victim of bullets, gravity, K.O. or massif blood loss, give me a shout on Skype or Steam, which is my DaYZ forum name as well. Stay healthy my friends.

Become a trader I guess. Could also become a complete douche nozzle and pick off fresh spawns on the coast, but that's not cool.

Seems legit.

Woops, sorry I must have read your story in another way. I thought what you meant by ''appeared in front of our URAL'' was ''Spawned near our URAL''

Morale of the story: Stop alt+f4-ing. It bites you in the ass when you less expect it.

That's an arrogant post for an obvious tip. I was trying to give a helpful hand to a fellow player. No need to facepalm me.

Well Epi-Pens forces you out of unconsciousness... so anyone passing by with an Epi-Pen can get him out of there.

Or like the average DayZ player, Alt+F4

Could have been slender ! xD

So I've been out of DayZ for a few days and I went back in and spawned on my latest location (Skalisty Island, in search of the dreaded chopper) Surprisingly, my PBX (Rubber Boat if your fancy) was still patiently waiting for me at the dock of the island. I go in only to be saddened by it's lack of fuel. After thoroughly inspecting every lootable spots (As well as busting a few zed heads), no jerry cans were to be found. Long story short, I'm stuck on the island. So I ask a small service that would mean the Messiah to me, if anyone has some sort of transportation to bring me back to the coast or a can of fuel, it would make my day (And give you my Heinz).

Dat really awkward moment when you're on Skalisty Island and the server closes.... anyone can give a ride?

Sure, if you can give ma a server, I'll gladly wait :D