The Day the soldier reached the sky *Max Payne's voice* One day, I was strolling around the ruins of the Chernarus landscape, looking fro God know's what; food, water, or maybe a filled whiskey bottle for these painkillers I had stashed. The last few days were resumed by firefights with many of my friends being victims and me being a stroke of luck. This time though, no one would help me out of a bad spot if I ever happened to stumble around a desperate loot addict with the unfortunate fact of having a firearm and enough will between his ears to attempt doing something funky on me. Arriving at the Rog Castle searching for what many would look, I had the decent surprise of hearing loud gunshots coming from inside the tower. It was also night time so I figured these Night Vision Goggles would come in handy. Waiting patiently down the tower for this no-brainer to come down, I finally lost patience and sneaked up the tower (Picking up ammo on the way) Once on the top I was mostly surprised by what I was shown with; There never was anyone but a strange friend was staring me down; Mr. Sheep. He was just looking around, disoriented. Seeing how I was running low on food I decided I would end the poor bastard's life of strolling around aimlessly eating grass. I put 3 bullet of an M1911 in his guts. He collapse to the brick floor and I proceed to gut him out. But yet again, bad things seem to happen when you less expect it. What turned out to be a strange yet harmless pawn of nature was actually turning alot more dreaded... and human. He was human yet he did not assume the appearance of such. Seconds after this witness I was instantly projected into the skies at crazy velocity.... and crashed to the ground..... as well as the 34 other people on the server. Morale of the story: Lower populated servers are safer. The End.