Chiromishi

I laughed more than I should have. Good job.

It is wonderful what you can do and create at midnight / 1AM... Video page has details if you feel like doing this, (I doubt there will be responses...) But i'll post them here too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjCdR1Ns5l0 Objective: - Yell "METAL GEAR" at everything. Don't even stop. Just do it. - Whenever you shoot somebody, Yell "Metal gear" Over the Microphone until they're dead. (It doesn't work for snipers I believe, we want them to hear it... - Find good loot? "METAL... GEEEEEEEEARR!!!" (Optional objective): - Try to sound like Snake. Honestly I thought this was funny enough. You don't have to do it if you like, but it would be funny. Yes, My graphics suck. Also I apologize if my voice is... "Too high-pitched" for you. (Merry Christmas eve, I love you. No mistletoe for you.)

METAL GEEEEEAAAAAR! Too bad you don't have a sense of humor.

I would love if the actual fight would be determined by direction. As in the way the 'struggle' is played out. For example, say "Player 1" started the struggle from behind, and "Player 1" had a rifle, I believe he would hoist his rifle over and begin choking/strangling "Player 2" until specific keys were pressed (Or button mashing, which I heard is strenuous on a keyboard and very un-fond of by players...). If "Player 1" pressed the keys fastest/specific order correctly, "Player 2" would be knocked unconscious for a determined amount of time (About 1 minute), due to a lack of oxygen. If "Player 2" won, He pull out a 'hunting knife' and stab "Player 1" in the leg, rendering "Player 1" bleeding and force a knock-back. (A different scenario would play if there was no knife on "Player 2", which I have not thought of.) A simple thought is all I mentioned. But I'd really like that if whoever did not start the struggle be inflicted with more harmful damage than the one who started the struggle. I would also like it determined based upon items equipped, that would be the best thing ever. (Although there goes the more memory usage...) Also for specific keys pressed, I meant like Method 3 as OP explained. Someone has my freshly found beans, straight from the market. Let's hope there is actually something that is better than CoD's 1-stab knife which somehow kills in one-stab.

If this game becomes a Pay-to-Win, I am going to go ballistic...

Since I like answering questions, Here goes: I play DayZ in a way that is totally not unique; I get a gun, find a car, hop in it, and wait. I was found only once, and the guy just looked in the window, then slowly walked away. Maybe it was because I was acting like someone who is 'Special'. "CHOO CHOO!" or "Are we there yet?"... I guess DayZ makes me lose my sanity...

"HOLY SHIT, A PLAYER, GOTTA SHOOT HIM." - Every Bandit I have met so far.

That made me scream like a girl... a wee-bitty one at that... ;A;

It was with you in that aircraft. But I guess I've never flown in a vehicle, nor needed to. Also, I shot another guy today, he killed you and then I proceeded to brutally molest his/her corpse with bullets. It wasn't all that entertaining....

I thoroughly enjoyed this song. Good job.

I would have said: "Aww Cheese doodles." after my death. But at any rate, that was awesome. Wish I could pull a Matrix... (; - ;)

He probably ALT + F4'd, hopefully he'd be dead on next spawn.

So me and my buddy were riding around the NW airfield in a bus, confused on how we weren't being shot at. but we come across a person who seemed to be a friendly. Don't mind my high-voice, it was really early and I only had four hour naps for days... BUT NONETHELESS WATCH A FUNNY. BECAUSE I'M A PANSY :3 ALSO I SCREAM, LIKE A GIRL. (Also to BARDK, i'm sorry bro... ; ~ ; ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlaePIgG9SM

I died from laughter, Never knew hell had WIFI. Serious note now, I gotta do this. Except closer, and running/circling around them, and being a nuisance!

I killed an admin? How do you know? D:

I feel like I hated life at that moment. But then I realized, "I'll start over and be a COMPLETE DICK." HATCHET MODE ENGAGE.

Rope would seem more likely to happen. Who the hell would find handcuffs? I never saw a police station at all... ;w; Anyways, this seems to be an idea to work over... But I got nothing. I usually have something to add, but... not this time. Ejecting from a vehicle at high speed, due to the way the game is made, would kill the tied person on impact... = waste of rope. :I (Not sure though.)

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/820/holdallthesebeans3sub.png Some OC for you guys.

Good to warn the medics. Now this guy's name is out there, we will all have a 'shot'. If you catch my meaning, murdering your savior is a dick move.

You still look like a survivor, but you have the head wrap. (Shemagh for bandit.) For "Hero", your shirt becomes plaid and your pants become blue jeans. This should explain a little more detail. http://www.dayzwiki.com/wiki/Survivors (WIKI POWERS~!)

"Whenever you see a retarded survivor." Oh god, what have I suggested, drunks ahoy! /(o.o)\

I'll let the Wiki handle this... WIKI POWERS ACTIVATE! http://www.dayzwiki.com/wiki/Humanity

Well. As we need more of these complaints that barely do anything to help with the problem. Good job mate! Could probably give some names to hackers and their IPs to help...

Might as well throw an idea for the Ghillie suit... Why not have like a different camo setting? Like Urban or Arctic (Yes, Arctic is pretty stupid in a forest setting, BUT Y'KNOW ME, MY IDEAS ARE SHIET.)

As much as this would be difficult to tell your friend where you are... I agree with this. But as the hourglass empties, you should slowly regain consciousness. (Sight starts to recover slowly in short intervals.) My beans to you sir!