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Is the average life expectancy still 49 minutes? are there really that many idiots playing this game?

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my game is sorta locked up it has something to do with the alt key.. my character can move side to side and front to back but, i cant move diagonal.. what is wrong?

Thank you, sir! That did it!

Yeah, i am!! lol double tapping shift didn't work.

Shit, now im stuck in "Slow move" mode!!! what did i do?

Thanks mate. your a live saver, now i can loot this hospital! :)

Im stuck in "lood around mode" or something.

Its pretty safe to say with nearly a million unique players, that DayZ is one of the most popular mods of all time and new people are joining everyday. I wonder if word has gotten back to these companies, that there brand of food/drink is featured in this smash hit of a mod. I wonder if they could face legal troubles over this in any way. Maybe they'll just be cool & take it as some free advertising. It's just something I've been wondering about lately.

I was trying to join a server today with some buddies & ever server they joined I couldn't. In the lower right portion of the sever details it said something like.. My version was 1.62 And the requirement was 1.62.5543669 (a bunch of random numbers I can't remember) What is this? I'm trying to play the game straight threw Arma 2 operations combined, no six launcher or anything. I hope somebody can understand what I'm trying to say here. And please no cunty comments.

There needs to be some sort of lobby system. #CaptainObvious

Hahahahahaha!! That literally made me laugh out load!

If there is, it probably tastes like shit.

*know

Yeah, I don't if Pepsi gives you any electrolytes! Haha

Bliss is making some really good points. I don't know what they are but, he/she seems pretty passionate about making a point.

I found a goat by a crashed helicopter, i looked around for any walkers, shot the goat in the noggin with my lee enfield, proceeded to gut it for meat, and out of nowhere i was getting gang raped by 8 zombies, I ran about 2 miles to the nearest woods, taking gun fire from douche bag bandits.. or maybe they were trying to save me, idk i didn't stop to ask, lost a shit ton blood, but, i lost all the zombies and i had bandages to stop the bleeding... I shouldn't be alive.

I don't know how to!

My Steam ID is DrSammyHolland. Please friend me, my only friend is my father-in-law! Please help me, don't be shy! (I do have a mic/headset) I hope this isn't too creepy!

Yeah, I'm having trouble locating Unfamuz. Maybe it's the steam app.

Wow!! That is nuts!! I can't believe that's a real post by a real person! The Internet man, the Internet!

Change my profile picture for these forums?

Yo! I don't think I can do it from the mobile version of this site. I'll just wait till I get to my computer. Thank you very much for assisting me!

Thanks! And apparently I need spelling lessons too! "How go you take screen shots?" ... ....so stupid!

Oklahoma, so that's central time zone. And I don't have Skype. Thanks for the add!