jake1o

my first time ever playing i enter the game. i spawn and i have no clue whats going on, what anything is, or even where i am. i proceed to walk to a house i see in the distance and i see a figure. thinking it is another player i walk up to it and it growls and runs toward me. i run away but apparently not fast enough. it ate my face off and i died. i later found out that the figure was another player but he was high on bath salts and i was in miami.

I just got this game 3 days ago and I am completely in love with it. Possibly the best mod for any game ever. The funniest thing that has happened to me so far was me and 2 friends were playing and scavaging for supplies. we came to a barn that had 2 hay lofts on each side. my friend climbed to the top loft and fell and broke his legs. he crawled behind some crates while me and my other friend went to get him morphine. he was probably laying in that barn not moving for about 15 mins when a random walks in right passed him. my friend asks is that you and I'm like no and hes like oh shit dude some guy just went up in these hay lofts and didnt even see me. I tell my friend to press caps lock and say "what do you want from me" in a batman voice. he cracks up then does it and the guy starts looking all around frantically. my friend then proceeds to kill the guy. lol all of this was done with broken legs crawling the whole time. lmao