huckorris

That was just sad. How pitiful.

Yesterday, after months of playing, I won my first hatchet battle. Pretty sad, isn't it ? I logged back in near a bike in Kamenka and some psycho starts chasing me with a hatchet. BTW on this server, a hatchet is part of the starting loadout. He chased me and I realized he wasn't going to quit. Dodged his axe blows and hit him twice, killing him. I hop triumphantly on my bike and start riding away in my newly acquired bandit skin when someone calls me out to hatchet battle for the bike. "Naw, bro, I just earned it in a hatchet battle." A minute later he is hatcheted to death by someone else. I tell that guy that the prize he deserves is a pbx near the lighthouse.