shawnpresser (DayZ)

http://www.twitch.tv/shawnpresser/b/327361924?t=8m20s What....

I liked it. It clearly illustrates that the white fishing boat is useless -- 13kph is about how fast you can run on foot. The other boat can go 64kph! Wow.

Oh... in case it wasn't clear, the zombie's first punch knocked me out. The second punch broke my legs.

Be sure to watch at least two minutes... http://www.twitch.tv/shawnpresser/b/323536688?t=26m17s Sigh. Lol.

By the way, you can use a program called DXTory to capture output from a fullscreen game. Then, in XSplit, you'd click "Add -> Add camera -> DXTory Video 1". Presto. =)

http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2310&pid=28078#pid28078 Please help. Delete all of my character data. I made a new post because this forum doesn't actually count my reply as a "bump", and the admin was waiting for me to report back. So here it is. I am the most effective ninja in the world, but I also have no inventory and can't spawn near the coast. I have the unique superpower of killing myself every 4 seconds (by pressing Esc -> Respawn). http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197967151036/screenshot/577830229253716732?tab=public

Unfortunately, it didn't work. It did, however, go horribly wrong. Here's what happened: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197967151036/screenshot/577830229253045435/?tab=public http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197967151036/screenshot/577830229253047081/?tab=public I respawned, but as you can see, it's quite weird. I killed myself and respawned -- same thing. I also didn't spawn by the coast, which was strange. Am I a zombie? =) Could you please manually delete my specific data? (Heck, delete all of my data.) I'll provide any info you need; my Steam ID is STEAM_0:0:3442654 and I play as "Sillysaurus" in game. I'm trying to play on server "NY 3". Thank you in advance! I can kill myself as quickly as I want. I also appear on the scoreboard in a strange way: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197967151036/screenshot/577830229253417147/?tab=public I don't respawn near the coast. I have nothing in my inventory. I spawn in the middle of the wilderness somewhere. At least I'm walking around now, though... I've been showing off my amazing "kill-self-every-4-seconds" skill, and it's impressed the local population. After giving proof of my superior powers, a bunch of people spoke up and said they were suffering from the same/similar things. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197967151036/screenshot/577830229253574352?tab=public He then mentioned that when this bug hit him, he was "invisible". I hadn't thought to check. So I went 3rd person, and sure enough, I am the most effective ninja in the world: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197967151036/screenshot/577830229253583035?tab=public Another player chimed in and said it was due to the "character holding server" being down, and that it would fix itself whenever that server is restored, and that I won't be able to log in to any other server either. So I asked him "this is a distinct, separate bug from the hourglass bug?" and they responded with a resounding "Yes, you're a fat unlucky idiot who has managed to experience both game-breaking bugs with no workarounds". http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197967151036/screenshot/577830229253584711?tab=public At least I've gotten a high score on the scoreboard -- 36 deaths! Woo! I am a legion of depressed highschool students. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197967151036/screenshot/577830229253716732?tab=public

Standby -- testing now. Thank you. Will report in a few minutes...

Oh man. This is completely preventing me from playing the game -- on ANY server. =( This is horrible. Help, someone! DESCRIPTION OF PROBLEM: At random, you will log into a server dead, with an hourglass up on the screen. This hourglass unfortunately does NOT go away. It is fully white, and does not count down. The hourglass also blocks all input to the game -- even the escape key. You have to Alt-F4 in order to leave the game; and that is the only thing you can do. If you're lucky enough to be bleeding out, then this problem will fix itself whenever your Blood level reaches 0. That is, unless you're me, and your bleeding stops at 4800. =( I am no longer bleeding out, and I cannot do anything. My character data is the same on every server; therefore I cannot play the game. PLEASE, if anyone knows any workaround, please post it. I'm currently listening to my friends have an absolute blast without me. =( The only thing I could possibly do right now is to setup a brand new Steam account and re-buy the game.