Doom Guy

No lock on in Day Z, and I'm familiar with the actual usage of it, but getting it to work in Day Z, is what I'm asking.

God fucking dammit, this is why people hate bronies. On topic, it took you guys long enough. If you want to try singleplayer Day Z, use Day Z commander to roll back to an earlier version, and download a DAYZSP mission. Its not much fun, but there is some weird key combo that allows you to spawn shit, and change skins and stuff.

Kumyrna is my favorite

Honestly, why deal with the legal trouble? Chernarus is based on The Czech Republic, and its pretty much just a generic zombie apocalypse, so just make a zombie novel in The Czech Republic or something.

So, I recently thought about stuff. I thought " Hmm, you know, there aren't a lot of crazy people in Day Z ". I started wondering what if somebody had just cracked under the pressure of everything, and just tried to go about daily life? Well, thats what I tried a few times and I will grant you a story of all my attempts. Attempt 1: The Doctor I went to the hospital near the apartments in Cherno, and I stood behind the desk until someone came along. I asked if they need any medical attention and they asked for some blood. After giving the woman blood, she walked off. Later on someone else came by and I yelled "Hello there! Do you need any medical attention?" Apparently, this startled him and he turned and opened fire on me. I took cover behind the desk, then while he reloaded I made a run down the street shouting "POLICE! POLICE! SOMEONE HELP, HE IS SHOOTING UP MY HOSPITAL" I didn't make it very far before being gunned down. Attempt 2: The Taxi Driver I fixed up a GAZ ( My favorite car, thanks to its speed and handling) and drove around Cherno. My plan was to pull up alongside people and ask if they needed a cab to anywhere in Cherno. Instead I just got shot the fuck up before I even spotted anyone. Attempt 3: The Lumber Jack I set up a tent in town, and I would go in and out of town with loads of wood and stand near my tent trying to sell it. Again, I just got shot, and when I returned they had taken all 15 wood piles. Seriously? Who loots 15 wood piles? Attempt 4: The Hotel Receptionist I stood at the Hotel, and asked if people wanted a room. The first guy laughed and said no thanks, and left. That was where the good part ended. About 10 minutes later a group of about 7 guys with hatchets walked in and I asked if they would like a room. Then they tried to kill me. I made it about 100 meters.

Where's the fun in that? At least when a zombie comes over and beats me to death I know why, unlike the police in Chernarus life.

I was all alone, with headphones in my house, but that was such a fucking shitty song I STILL felt embarrassed listening to it

So I have a story from a while back I just remembered and would love to share. The tale of the......... HAYSTACK OF DEATH Me and my friends had been heading inland, on our way to NWA and we came across one of those 2 story white barns. We decide to head inside and loot it, since its right there anyway. So I head up onto the top level of the barn, and look across at my friend walking past the hay and suddenly I hear the sound of legs snapping, and his character screams, falls over sideways into the hay, blood leaking through the floor, followed by another snapping noise, then flies. After we got finished laughing uncontrollably we tried to figure out what the fuck just happened. We eventually came to the conclusion that our friend was simply the victim of BI's lovely engine. Anyone else have experiences like this?

no rckt shod ad the slnderman tht wood mke it scary

See, the problem is people in this game aren't patient. They won't take the back alleys, they won't move slowly, they won't scan a hillside while waiting before heading in to try and spot a sniper. People are impatient. Why sit and wait when you could just have snipers removed and rush in?

Well, I used my amazing detective skills to solve this mystery. Did BI copy Black Ops for one of their PMC models? Lets find out. Well, ARMA 2 PMC was released in November 2010, as was Black Ops, which came out slightly earlier. You must also take into account the fact that they look nothing alike in anyway at all, and you're an idiot. Elementary, is where you belong.

I was walking along at night, then I heard "Get in" which is when I turned around and saw a PBX in the woods behind me. I hopped in because why not, and then this all happened. Enjoy.

I was quite worried about getting in, but I figured why the fuck not, and once he teleported to me, I began to regret it and started to record, because at this point there wasn't much I could do..... turned out he was a cool guy, and he let me out in some field, and I logged out because I had to go.

Could have been a player shield on the other guy.

Why? Is DayZ not easy enough for you? This is one of the few things that keeps people from getting shot on sight. This encourages you to make friends. Honestly, sometimes I just go down to Cherno or something with no weapons and just a hero skin and people won't shoot me till after I finish giving them blood. If they could just take it off me and do it themselves they would shoot everyone.

Fuck, Kamenka again!

So, normally I launch my Day Z with a command shortcut thing, or through Steam for Lingor Island. I tried to join a certain Lingor server where it gave me Bad Server Version, so I tried to fix it, but now NOTHING works. My Day Z command file thing doesn't launch it, Lingor still worsk (I think, but I want to play Chernarus). Then I tried Dayz Commander, and tried instaliing Fallujah and Takistan, but Day Z commander won't work for ANY servers. So I can't play Day Z,.but I don't want to re install. Is there anything I can do, or do I have to re install?

Alright, when I get my Day Z working again, I'll try and schedule an interview.

So, I started thinking about how, I really hate when I'm killed, and respawn, ready to work my way back up, and I find a player or a tent and I get great gear fast. I mean I love it at first, then I remember that it sucks because I have nothing to do but find vehicles. One of the "Rare" weapons I find the most is the AS50. I'm not proposing a Hive Wipe because thats just stupid. I think that we should try and restore the rarity of these weapons. I mean, I've found trucks with 6 (!) AS50's in the trunk. So, if you find any one of these weapons that is SUPPOSED to be rare, but isn't, you should seriously consider destroying it. Thats right, DESTROY it. I mean, its fine to keep one around or something, but I think the community should join me in this massive undertaking to try and get a lot of the surplus high end weapons out of circulation, so they are something that is RARE. I mean, I've found 2 natural AS50's and maybe 30-40 ones off players. I find M107's at chopper crashes more often, but they aren't as good as AS50's so I don't mind. I mean, I have a story for you to show how bad its gotten, and why I made this thread. So, I went up North and in the woods I found a camp of about 20 or so tents, and 5 V3S's filled with literally nothing but AS50's and the occasional TWS. With one tent, and one car dedicated to being totally filled with M107 rounds. Want to know how much I took? None. Want to know what I did with it? I fucking blew ALL of it up. Oh man, you could see the smoke for miles. Some of you may be thinking "THAT'S JUST BECAUSE ITS HACKED IN" but thats the point, so many of these have been hacked in they aren't rare anymore! I guarantee you, if most other people found this, they would have loaded up, and put this supposedly "Rare" weapon into circulation. So, try and destroy any excess rare weapons you have, as crazy as that sounds.

So its a World War Z type deal? I'm interested, although I can't remember my first murder I have plenty of tales for you.

When you shit your pants, a bunch of flies follow you around. Imagine, sitting in the woods and you hear a distant buzzing growing closer, you turn around and see a psycho with an ax that smells like shit.

I'm not saying you have to destroy ever single gun you come across, or hell the entire tents. Driving around in a vehicle and you find a tent with a few AS50's in it? Just shove them in your bag so they get destroyed. It's all based on judgement friend.

I guess, but a hive wipe just seems unfair to me, I mean this is an OPTIONAL thing, where if players want to help make a difference, no matter how small, they can. I never said we can FIX this issue because we can't. We can help make it a little better though. I mean the gun is supposed to be RARE, so taking even one illegitimate AS50 out of circulation is helping, even if its just a little bit

It's not pointless, because we aren't going out of our way, its just stuff you stumble upon, you destroy. Simple, and every little bit helps.