My First Day

[My First Day]

Well done. As a newb I salute you for killing the unfriendly.

[Most retarded bandit of all time]

Never been killed or killed on the coast yet, but I have scavenged quite a few bodies there.

[o.O feeling alone]

Afraid so..

Atleast you didnt say friendly and then killed him anyway.. :)

Nah I'm new so I'm still trying to give people a chance. Every attempt to buddy up has ended with my death.

[For the millionth time magazines are NOT clips!]

I blame Resident Evil for my misuse of firearm terminology. That's where I learned the word clip and it was applied to a Beretta mag. Am i right?

[o.O feeling alone]

I bumped into a guy who was looting at the top of a military base tower. He had a Makarov and I had a hatchet. He didn't see me so I said "Hello!" and walked in front of him. He then freaked out and fired two shots at me. I thought he might so I was already moving out of the way. I then repeatedly buried my hatchet into him and got sprayed with blood only to have him disappear into thin air right in front of me. I'm guessing this is the Alt+f4 you guys (and gals) are talking about?

[New player looking for DayZ team mates (UK)]

BuzzsawBandit on Steam. Would love some ppl to play with when I can get on. I will get skype installed again. Addify me.