AfterShave

Get reasy for global nuke

inb4 lock

grats, you scripted

I thought it was another thread mourning a pet.

Maybe we should have that as just a section on its own seeing as 50% of all new threads made are of this kind.

What is going on in this thread

It's not that we are tense, but mods usually redirect everyone with hardware questions to this thread http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/64576-can-i-run-it-ask-here/ Is this happening on every server regardless of the place? Some servers have too many vehicles and this causes a big frame rate drop. You might also be having heating problems etc.

We should make a sport of posting on these threads before they get locked. AfterShave-1 Everyone else -0 But seriously, get yourself a 600+ GTX card and turn off anti-aliasing.

My clan only accepts people who are mature enough to : -Recall the Norman invasion -Use sandpaper on their nipples, real men don't need those -Play DayZ with nothing but their undeniable sexual tension

Can't tell if troll thread

People in IRL are hostile as well, you wouldn't believe the people I met in the metro today.

I think this might be a rant thread disguised as a thank you thread, watch it everybody.

COLEKERN MY ARCH-NEMESIS I SHALL FIGHT YOU IN SINGLE COMBAT, A NIGHT OF BLOOD AND STEEL! GLORY TO THE VICTOR AND SHAME TO THE DEAD !

Big Rigs: over the road racing

You killed some guys with high ping, congrats. Here have these beans :emptycan: :emptycan: :emptycan:

And this, my friends. Is why we will never go to mars.

Title saids it all, 90% of the people on here are self-proclaimed heroes and constantly bash people who KoS like me. I think it's time people got off their moral high horse and admit that most everybody practices KoS, well anyone who has lived for more than 2 hours anyways. If you KoS and do it shamelessly, post here and have beans.

I am not asking for friendlies, I am simply annoyed by everyone bashing on people who KoS even though they probably practice it themselves.

lol I jumped off of the Balota tower once when zombies were climbing up, our skype chat went silent for a second and then everyone bursted into laughter. The guy that saids "There's a humvee here", sounds really retarded.

Hackers used to spawn tents with 99 copies of each and every single item in the ARMA 2 engine. Walking around Cherno with a javeline was fun, until I got kicked ):

dude fuck off

how the hell do you play this game at under 20 fps??

Seriously, you're going to ask the fans if the game is worth it or not? This game is good but not that good, it is pretty boring most of the time but very rewarding and exciting about 1% of the time. It is a game that requires patience.

I hope this is a troll thread

Do you offer health care and holidays, my current job is very lacking