AfterShave

Damn, and I thought my threads were dumb

The only forum troll around now is that guy with the cat picture..there used to be hundreds of us

don't you guys get holidays every year?

Well, I'd say DayZ is past it's prime.. A year ago these forums were booming..now look at it

Would like to trade a GPS and a FN FAL clip (1) for some basic items I am currently very low on blood and in need of a transfusion and some common gear. -2 canteens -a decent backpack (czech, coyote or alice) -The transfusion as stated above Some steaks would also be nice too

Would like to trade a GPS and a FN FAL clip (1) for some basic items I am currently very low on blood and in need of a transfusion and some common gear. -2 canteens -a decent backpack (czech, coyote or alice) -The transfusion as stated above Some steaks would also be nice too

As of right now the way zombies spawn is very unrealistic and i hope they change it to work like this in the SA: Zombies should only spawn on the edges of the map in massive hordes (im talking 50-60 a group) and wander towards areas with the highest population or noise level, this could potentially create some very interesting situations such as large clans holding off entire zombie waves and creating a window of opportunity for looters to raid cities unimpeded (of course, what really happens is a blood bath ensues) Furthermore this makes it possible to clear out barns and small villages to settle down in, and as long as the area is quiet your base will remain zombie free. Zombies should also starve and simply drop "dead" after some amount of time or wander off. As I see it a zombie should be constantly drawn to different stimuli, even faint sounds off in the distance.

I think F2P is in general a pretty bad idea, few games do it right (LoL does it fine), companies only ever do it to make you spend large amounts of money without ever realizing it.

I understand the criticism, what i had in mind was a dynamic and realistic way of zombies entering the world and not just popping out of thin air when nobody is looking. zombies migrating from off map came to mind.

I found my first AS 50 at night (rest it's soul, damn you devs) when some idiot aggro'd half the zombies in balota and then proceeded to glitch off the roof on the control tower, good memories. On a more related note, night time is the easiest time to loot for me, I have to admit that I do use the gamma solution though.

I for one will preserve my shameless banditry

Haven't played since the forums got hacked, what's changed? When is SA coming out? Do zombies still glitch through walls?

I got chased by zombies for half an hour and then alt-f4'd. Cold sweat on my back.

I tried to get on the forums the other day and got redirected to this hacker's twitter page, apparently he's been hacking several websites. Anyone else know anything else about the situation?

didn't you get banned

5 kills, and over 200 insults over blue chat. Apparently I'm the "worser fag than hitler" Dayz! Edit: Ignore the anti-KoS posts OP, bandits have all the fun

-A dude is playing korean music on the global chat -A corpse with nothing but a crowbar and a windshield -Supermarket is full of bags, bags and watches -AfterShave has died -A squeakie calling everyone a jew fag -A squeakie has died -A noob glitches off a ladder and dies -A bus spawns -A bus crashes into the hospital -A guy bitches on the global chat about vehicle mechanics in Arma

-AfterShave glitches through a ladder in the fire station and becomes stranded on the roof.

-AfterShave finds makarov and beans -AfterShave expected more

-AfterShave gets red chain -KarthusUltiShdBeinDayZ picks AfterShve up -He appears to want to engage in "Joy riding" -AfterShave agrees, and suggests they stop in the middle of the woods to look for his previous corpse, which had alot of "phancy lewt" -"bruh where's the lewt" -KarthusUltiShdBeinDayZ has died.

-AfterShave has no idea what the hell to do in Kamenka -Player "KarthusUltiShdBeinDayZ" agrees to pick AfterShave up -AfterShave finds a hatchet and prepares to ambush said player

-AfterShave logged off to yell at his brother about downloading too much porn and causing ping spikes -AfterShave respawns in Kemanka -Fuck Kemanka

-Guy playing korean music starts speaking korean -Multiple trolls use racial slurs -AfterShave finds global chat in loading screen a nice distraction.

-AfterShave ran from Cherno spawn to cranes -Aftershave spots a guy with a hatchet coming this way -"Friendly?" Apparently not.

-A barrel is set on fire, AfterShave wonders who lit it -A Aftershave looks for said player -AfterShave has died