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Haven't played DayZ in about a year, booted it up today after a patch to find that my resolution is totally messed up. The options menu won't let me choose my native resolution (1920*1080) and there seems to be other things amiss.

Did this once, logged in as a freshspawn. Tell me your secrets great one.

I was recently one shot'd by a zombie that got a single swing at my head, healthy with a pristine ballistics helmet right before I died. I googled the problem and it appears it has been around since Jan, any word on whether this was intended?

Game is totally fucked up. 1.Crashes whenever I join a server 2.Resolution fucked up, cannot fix as game still thinks I'm in my native resolution for some reason 3.Server list behaving oddly, different servers showing up everytime I hit refresh

As soon as you pull the "hurr durr go play cod casual" card out any possibility of a meaningful discussion ends, please stop using that moronic argument. DayZ is first and foremost a game, a past time, immersion is great but never at the cost of enjoyment.

I guess Dean wants to test how much a paying customer will take before saying 'fuck it' and never buying his products again. That's some thorough testing that is.

That would be freaking awesome.

Hello fellow DayZ-goers I came home today and found that for some reason I was losing connection to servers immediately after joining them. This has never happened to me before on these servers and I always had green ping on them. Anyone experience the same thing?

I have disabled any and all firewalls. WIthin seconds of logging in, my desync goes up to 100k and then shortly after I get kicked. This is happening with every server.

PRAISE THE HOLY OBJECT, FOR IT ALONE PERPETUATES OUR ETERNAL JOURNEY C'THAN KUHITP ZANG'TRAR D'LEY R'YAH IN THE DEEP WOODS OF CHERNARUS THE GREAT OBJECT SLEEPS, UNDYING AND UNBENT UPON THE EONS OF DREAM Z'RATH M'TYR SHI'AR TYEL VAR

Hey man, camping is hard work too. You know how fucking long people have to wait even on 40/40 servers?

Same for me. If the please wait screen doesn't go away within seconds I will usually relog.

The irony is so strong in your post it makes me sick. You must think you're so much better than everyone else who plays this game

Could it be possible?

Anyone ever wonder why the DayZ forum has such a large number of military men and hardcore outdoor enthusiasts?

Wow, you are literally the dayz forum goer stereotype Might I ask, are you also an outdoor enthusiast and navy seals black ops double agent sniper?

imb4 US special forces/outdoor survivalists/hard core gamers of the forums rip you apart

Where's my lewt mang

I've been drinking and eating everything I find and still no healthy tag

I have a pristine suppressor attached to my m4 and it doesn't seem to change a thing, anyone experience the same thing?

Title says all, ive seen the healthy tag on some other people's screenshots

spam V, change servers, wait for a server restart. If you can glitch in you can glitch out

i can't find anything on the coast or further inland, how am I supposed to alpha test if I'm running around with a shovel and a bicycle helmet?

nevermind i went to stary and found a fully geared corpse. God bless that bastard for dying there, god bless him.

Oh fantastic, another fucking shovel.