OP can have all my beans solely for thread title. And for thread getting 3 pages. And for Alex Kidd reference.

I agree with this being an exploit. I mean, I'm not worried too much about it because there's very little you can do. It does remove a bit of realism from a pretty full on game (i.e. dead players telling their team mates what happened) but getting rid of that would probably be difficult/impossible and have ramifications. I mean a lot of shooters like CoD or CS:S don't allow dead team mates to speak to alive ones, but you can't really implement this type of thing into DayZ (as people can just use TeamSpeak, Skype, etc.) So yes, it's an exploit and can ruin experiences, but it's not going anywhere and it's not getting 'fixed'. That's just the nature of PVP gaming and the online experience.

This guy. ^

Fear + survival, but probably worth noting that I never fire first. That's Hans job.

This is kind of a round-about way of saying how hacking is the main issue atm. If there weren't unfair, nonsensical instances like this, no one would 'need' to alt+f4.

My favourite part was where OPs balls fell off. This game is waaaaay too realistic.

You made an account... for this?

So how long have all you folk survived, as in days (it says 'Day ##' at the bottom when you connect)? Curious to see how long people survive and what you do in that time. I've probably only hit about 10 or so, wandering the forests.

It's a symbol. That means shock... I 'unno. Maybe it's like a metaphorical way of saying that you've 'snapped'/freaking out.

Dat story. Nice. I'm jealous of not being there for this. This game brings out the best (best?) of the gaming world and offers some of the most engulfing situations a video game can.

Don't encourage them to start - that's when I get shit DONE!

I was talking about the real one...

If only.

I found one unbelievably easy - in fact, it's the only pack I've had aside from the Coyote Patrol. No clue about where I found it though, I didn't know place names back then. Kept it for a few solid weeks, too.

What if he had no beans?