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electroban

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Everything posted by electroban

  1. There is no consequence that is the point bro, modern society and law has broken down its the zombie apocalypse! I'll shoot you in the face and eat your legs cos i'm hungry breh. Unless your wearing a chick skin in which case ill tie you to a tree and procreate with you.
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    Anyone not playing Chernarus until SA?

    I'm just waiting on the reviews for the SA I'm waiting on a quote that says "the standalone runs the game 3x as fast as the mod, anyone put off by the mod because of its choppy frame rates may want to give the standalone a try!"
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    What the %$* is happening to this game???

    to busy falling through apartment buildings in namalsk to care
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    Good Guy Namalsk

    Really loving the ambience of this new map, reminds me a lot of silent hill. I'm very happy with the outstanding quality of the user made maps for this mod. I hope that the standalone will support the new maps too.
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    Good Guy Namalsk

    lol its a horse chestnut seed aka conker wearing a cheffs hat. its from the game botanicula which is worth checking out just for the soundtrack
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    Rum running rig in Namalsk

    no need for the white background texts that hurt my eyes
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    Good Guy Namalsk

    Yeah playing it around dawn time, does this game have mist or fog effects? that'd be baller.
  8. I could yesterday but now the screen goes black and says I have the incorrect version... in Day Z Commander it has a list of versions of Day Z i can run, should i just roll it back to the second one?
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    Good Guy Namalsk

    i think it wud be pretty hypocritical for dayz not to let other user made maps have the benefits of the standalone too...
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    How well can this rig run days?

    "should be ok" are u guys fucking serious, none of the tech that hes got was out when armaII was even released.
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    where do i find a dog?

    People want a dog because it adds to the role play immersion side of the game. Alot of people are naysaying it as it doesn't benefit their cherno death match meta in anyway what so ever.
  12. AWW BRO DID YOU GO TO THAT PARTY YESTERDAY? (PTUI OF COURSE U DIDNT U WERE PROBABLY EATING YOUR OWN SHIT AND HACKING IN DAY-Z) BWOYY, I HAD 2 CHICKS SAT ON MY FINGERS, ANOTHER 2 CHICKS SAT ON MY BIG TOES, AND 1 MORE ON MY JOHNSON. MEANS IM BETTER THAN YOU ARE BRO
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    Sanity meter re envisioned (long post)

    why would i go insane for killling some player anyway.
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    Do you play alone occasionally?

    I play alone because the character i am playing doesn't enjoy the company of others and suffers from hysterical paranoia to the point he must gun down anything that moves in his direction.
  15. electroban

    Best Music To Play DayZ To.

    what do you mean its dubstep and not for the faint of heart, as if dubstep isnt the current musical medium corporate entities use to target their consumer market, aka white kids between 15-25, in their advertising campagnes for most games and movies these days. I can imagine it now theres aload of old white corporate suits Corporoate Suit 1 : Hmmm so what is a good music genre we can use that will apply to the largest demographic? Corporate suit 2: Well sir, It'd have to be dubstep, all the naughties are loving that at the moment! Suit 1 : Well then aslong as it appeals to the lowest common denominator, i'm sold!
  16. pixelated boobies rock. im playing mass effect 3 at the moment, i made the call to go with female shepherd cos if it takes 8 to 9 hours to complete that game id rather chuckle at this chicks butt. the chicks butt in masseffect 3 is OP
  17. I really hope they make a game like this an MMO except in the fallout universe, quests, gear, survival, and the PvP. Ahhh that'd be grrrrreat.
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    DayZ Unplayable

    Seriously this game isn't worth playing as it is. The standalone is a cash grab;- what a couple of extra buildings and the promise that hacking won't even be completley eliminated. Not to mention there's zero late game in this game except to group up and go gang banging, or run around in circles in a forest.
  19. wasnt fucking bad wtf, the jumping was retarded and it had to be slow to kids with d-pads could handle it. halo 2 what the fuck, the worst campagne ive ever played. Not really innovated no, but i thought the vehicular multiplayer was fun to play with friends. thats what consoles are for to play with friends.
  20. Whaaaaat 90s multiplayer online was going on, Quake 2 and the many shit tonnes of mods it had was gettin played, so was Unreal. It's just alot of kids were turding around on nintendo at the time. And no games as a whole really arn't better. I'd give my left nutt for a game like Baldurs Gate again. However the indie scene has made some good titles recently but you sure as fuck arn't playing games like botanicula for the thrilling multiplayer experience. Just get to grips with the idea that the gaming machine medium can do alot more than just brainless FPS.
  21. Its not original being a CoD hater it's just really how many times are you going to spend 40 quid to play the same game with the same engine over and over again untill you realise your getting shafted. You'll also note that alot of game developers have also said that the indsutry needs to start to mature as it is clearly stagnating. And Fallout 3 was on par with the originals. It just looks alot flashier.
  22. Achievement unlocked A Real Smooth Talker Groan sexually at another survivor over in game VOIP
  23. Just fucking no. The current gens are fucking retarded Call of Duty + Halo franchises are fucking flatout retardedly bad. 90s games has some seriously innovation and ingenuity. The current AAA games are just repeats of the same game over and over and over again. Next Gen graphics sure, but the content is completely shite. I mean why do you think they resurrect old 90s franchises like Fallout etc? Cos there the fucking bizzle, and most IPs nowadays are trash. Anyways your post gets the award for biggest fuktarded statement I've read in sometime.
  24. electroban

    US 843 CIA hacked weps

    kid thinks his shit dont stank
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